spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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hot00frb 4
hahaha I love the new pic keep them coming !!!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
I think you should learn how to walk straight and learn your abc's again and you know who will help it's called school
iEatcheesee 0
Oh man! You fail.
NaoPudding 8
I really hope you at least meant that the cop made you recite the alphabet backwards. Then I could see how that might be somewhat challenging, especially if you were nervous from being pulled over. If not, then wow... I really hope you were just nervous.
OMG_N3RD 0
I agree
missmaryb 0
If you can't drive straight, walk stright, or recite the alphabet while sober, you really shouldn't be driving. Seriously.
biggary19 3
I've done that almost went to jail and couldn't fight it cause there was an open bottle in the car with my 2 drunk friends. and that's why I'll never be designated driver again
dilly_doe 0
Maybe OP was just nervous.
tangfarris 0
haha dumbass
latest 0
Hahahahahahaha you stupid ass go back to first grade
GeneralGreivous3 0
O.O what the heck is that? its a ferret right?