By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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hot00frb 4

hahaha I love the new pic keep them coming !!!

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

I think you should learn how to walk straight and learn your abc's again and you know who will help it's called school

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NaoPudding 8

I really hope you at least meant that the cop made you recite the alphabet backwards. Then I could see how that might be somewhat challenging, especially if you were nervous from being pulled over. If not, then wow... I really hope you were just nervous.

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missmaryb 0

If you can't drive straight, walk stright, or recite the alphabet while sober, you really shouldn't be driving. Seriously.

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biggary19 3

I've done that almost went to jail and couldn't fight it cause there was an open bottle in the car with my 2 drunk friends. and that's why I'll never be designated driver again

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latest 0

Hahahahahahaha you stupid ass go back to first grade

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GeneralGreivous3 0

O.O what the heck is that? its a ferret right?

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