Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Comments (125)
perdix 31
Beware of your "friends" cutting your brake lines to win some quick cash.
auzz1_pride 9
:O you shouldn't speak of such things perdix.
l0v3p4in 7
He's speaking an unfortunate truth. After reading some of these FMLs, I can totally fathom his ominous comment becoming one of tomorrow's FMLs. But I pray that it never comes to pass . . .
Birdie_Sage 0
Anal4me? I didnt miss anything... Did I? Aww, your buddies really care for you! :)
flashback.miss 28
Wow, they must really drive you crazy, huh?/shot all kidding aside, why? what was their reasoning? Oo
Pentium_4 27
yo. no more alone! and i've seen some comments have +5 and i'll check it hours later and it'll be -12. and i've seen one at -9 and the next morning it was +23. so, have confidence in yourself. that's right, i just gave your own advice right back to you.
andythegreat 0
Sounds like the friends I have too. Don't let get the best of you. It's most likely there way of displaying jealously.
emba_fml 13
well, it cant be for no reason
Namenlos_fml 20
When life gives you lemons.... Rig the pool. You could make thousands off of their insensitivity.
omzz05 2
Lol you must be a horrible driver sucks to be pal
geod69 8
All the time
bertman21 5
There are a lot of wimps on here one girl can't get her boyfriend to have sex with her this guy is crying because his friends don't believe in him believe in yourself. Man up and learn to drive everyone has to.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey arsehole-who-will-most-likely-be-alone-forever, the point of this FML is that his "friends" are betting on his life, "just for lulz". This site is for complaining how life sometimes sucks. If you think this site is full of wimps, leave this site, moron.
afdude87 6
**** your run-on sentence.
bertman21 5
You two girls are going to cry too? Boo hoo life sucks sometimes suck it up and don't ******* cry about it
THE_A_TEEN 28
1) 2 girls gonna cry? Most girls would kick your Arse with no remorse. 2) Who's crying here? This site is just to show how life just plain sucks sometimes. Don't like it, leave this damn site