Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Comments (125)
someguy314159265 15
I presume you mean your driver's license? "I got my license" could mean anything, even here.
bankrupt 15
One is unlikely to get into a crash by obtaining a fishing license so by extenion one's friends are unlikely to bet on such an incident. Therefore, I think it is fair to assume that the OP has gotten a driver's license.
bertman21 5
I'm not sure your right. I think maybe op got his bicycle license finally. I got mine at age 20 boy was that exciting.
kinkyfemboislut 6
Your mates are awesome, be glad of them.
AnimalLover1031 8
Dont take it serously OP their probally joking
Bree193 1
It doesn't surprise me. When I got my license 2 years ago, my parents and friends did the same thing. Safe to say I have not been in any accidents. Prove them wrong!!
auzz1_pride 9
why you lie, if you live in Australia everyone knows the shitty drivers come from the coast.
kylesgirlforever 12
Well I guess they don't get rides anywhere;) And you don't need their confidence
Kenatia 7
Your friends must really think low of your driving skills :)
hateevryone 15
You need better friends
twifan1901 0
I thought my friends were bad your friends however are worse!
iThotSo 3
That's messed up bud
odexy 12
Why on earth is OP's user name anal4me?
gigaeel18 0
Perhaps they're just open about their sex life and what they enjoy.