By darkestbarbie - 05/04/2012 19:01 - United States - Decatur
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Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
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Doesnt that just piss you off
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Unless youre pissing on a prego stick.
Sounds like a great time for a funnel...
How do you miss the stick?
By not aiming at the right angle to hit it.
Let's hope that the 'stick' missed OP ;)
It's actually pretty difficult pissing on a little ass stick. Girls can't aim their piss :/
108, obviously. They are not in posession of a penis. Uh, well; most of them aren't. You know those women who collect severed penis collections...
Collect collections. Wow i'm on a roll.
It is difficult to get it in a cup, but the stick should be a bit easier. If she was anxious or forcing a small amount of urine then it's not outrageous. Also what the **** is up with all the YDI votes, I'm guessing 90% of this site is composed of teenage dumbasses who don't realize some people are *trying* to get pregnant..?
Congrats on the baby or sorry your having a baby OP
Who said they are having a baby at all? Even OP doesn't know (at least not on her first attempt) if they are, how would YOU? Oh, and it's "you're"*.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayWhere'd his comment go
65 Go back to school
Actually, no, it was not the correct form of the word. "you're" would be correct. "You're having a baby." That's correct.
I planned it.
118- you read the comment again. They weren't fixing or. They were saying it is you are not your.
Who the **** cares if it's your or you're. It's the damn Internet and they are not going to write like they have in school. Grammar nazi's **** off you aren't going to succeed in making the millions of people who don't spell correctly on this site and the Internet for that matter spell the way they are suppose too.
She should invest in a penis. I've been very happy with mine ever since I got it calibrated.
^www.buyapenis.com ?
www.epeen.com
www.dicks-r-us.com
Well, those are well-known, reputable sites. However, I bought my penis, and the surrounding paraphernalia www.customdix.com, where I received a complementary aiming scope and a three-year warranty as well.
Really #79? I got my penis from PenIsland.com and I didn't get anything with it, just a coupon for Instavag.
I was born with a rather large penis; I guess my dad pre-ordered it.
Fail lol. But if you're hoping to be pregnant, good luck! But if you're not... You might wanna try condoms next time..
Bag
Maybe your husband/boyfriend has just as bad aim?
Not as good as guys who miss the toilet pissing...
Haha nice pic. Torres is horrible.
didn't look to see if you were hitting it?
No, I did. I found out later it was a bad test.
oh okay, that makes sense
Whoa what's with the OPs posting in the comments all of a sudden.
66 - they can do that, just doesn't happen that often
Cause at the time I was posting this I didn't realize it was a faulty stick.
So why does it say 0 out of 3 FMLs posted if you're the OP ?
She submitted it without first logging in.
I see, thank you for that
So are you pregnant or not? :)
This is how women have babies full term and give birth without knowing they're pregnant. "omg my turd looks like a baby...and it cries like one too...?" Good you noticed, OP.
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Doesnt that just piss you off
How do you miss the stick?