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FML - The follow-up

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

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Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
By darkestbarbie / Thursday 5 April 2012 19:01 / United States - Decatur
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  iBanana  |  26

108, obviously. They are not in posession of a penis. Uh, well; most of them aren't. You know those women who collect severed penis collections...

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  primadonna9396  |  26

It is difficult to get it in a cup, but the stick should be a bit easier. If she was anxious or forcing a small amount of urine then it's not outrageous. Also what the fuck is up with all the YDI votes, I'm guessing 90% of this site is composed of teenage dumbasses who don't realize some people are *trying* to get pregnant..?

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  TheZee  |  33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  iBanana  |  33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  ters19  |  33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  melibear89  |  33

Who the fuck cares if it's your or you're. It's the damn Internet and they are not going to write like they have in school. Grammar nazi's fuck off you aren't going to succeed in making the millions of people who don't spell correctly on this site and the Internet for that matter spell the way they are suppose too.

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  ClassyCommando  |  14

Well, those are well-known, reputable sites. However, I bought my penis, and the surrounding paraphernalia www.customdix.com, where I received a complementary aiming scope and a three-year warranty as well.

By  heyitslexx  |  17

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By  br0ccoli  |  28

This is how women have babies full term and give birth without knowing they're pregnant. "omg my turd looks like a baby...and it cries like one too...?" Good you noticed, OP.

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