Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
Just_ol_Kole 0
Yeah, but make sure you run them over repeatedly so they know that it was purely intentional and they cannot count it as an accident.
alliwannadoishav 0
You need new friends.
charlotte69er 7
Moral Support ;)
hornetsbaseball 6
Your cute
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
I bet $20!
celtic_guy78 0
That's an FML? Grow a pair.
br0ccoli 15
Ooooh! The great and powerful Oz will be speaking with you soon.
TmoneyD23 0
Just remind them who has their life in his hands...
ronnie220 11
nice display name
DoubleCross 9
The **** with the name man?
br0dawg 6
LOL exactly man. I read the FML, formed an answer in my head, but then I looked over at his username and everything felt lost, ahaha.
stevenJB 25
Dawg you have the most awesome pic ever
mrtjawesome 14
sometimes its good to have clairvoyant friends. they can tell you if your going to crash. or get lucky ;)
porcupineattack1 5
Drive into their houses
coffee_man900 16
Yup, that would decide the bet winner right there. :)