Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Comments (125)
zander4310 5
what great friends Hahahah
55z 1
Good. So bet that you won't get into an accident (same date they bet) and get that CASH FLOW $$$
KILLERTOAST13 4
I always try to boost people's confidence like that, but it never really works out that well
emstar828 4
dear bertman21; you do realize that you make yourself look like a huge **** by saying anything negative against THE_A_TEEN? just have to say, bro, that dirty trolls like you make the world laugh.
gigaeel18 0
Who do I contact to get in on this bet?
omarzrgz 3
If u get thumbed down people are most likely to look at your comments and if u get thumbed up people will also see it so I see it as a win-win situation on here and because IDGAF what people thing about me
llamalpaca382 13
Nearly 6 months for me :3
marianne1985 3
That sucks my friends do the same thing with me but for different reasons I have had an accident. Give them a break and prove them wrong
theravenalmighty 9
Time for new friends much??
NAAMxLOOS 11
If you can't take a friendly joke like that, you need to seek new friends.