By EsotericBrent - 09/01/2013 06:50 - United States - University Park

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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EsotericBrent 29

Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.

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amillionbucks 5

If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.

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firegirl1993 21

Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.

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zebraumicornz 6

YDI for not putting you clothes away. But it sucks your room mate threw up anyway.

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amillionbucks 5

Wow, you're cool. Typing random letters and then going back and writing a comment? Tell me how many friends you have.

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heliraptor 13

*your clothes

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CueTheMusic 22

Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. Not really a FML.

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firegirl1993 21

Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.

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fmlinact 12

Maybe op can write a song about it :p

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amillionbucks 5

If by "offered" you mean he's gonna get on his knees and beg for mercy, me too

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Dwrulesalot 5

Well it's not like op was gunna beat him up or anything, but damn, he could have tried to at least make it to the washroom instead of turowing up and pissing everywhere.

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ttqq 7

Turowing?

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amillionbucks 5

If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.

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pvtmeives 4

And geniuses

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pieman528 10

Don't genius live in lamps? -Patrick Star.

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marxistbkly 3

I thought it meant we would have more eyed

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alstbv12 13

Captain hindsight we need you!

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TylerBurden 21

What an ass. Let him clean and wash your things when he's sober.

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lizh478 4

Make him clean it up in the morning when he has a huge hangover.

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pieman528 10

And play loud music all morning long too.

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Catkam623 27

I have an idea instead of making the poor guy throw up again wash the clothes and take a damp rag to the guitar.

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HowieDoIt 21

Oh yes, that poor drunk guy who ruined a guitar and clothes with human waste fluids!

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CueTheMusic 22

Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. You kinda deserve it.

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twye 22

Because OP totally could have predicted his that roommate would piss and puke all over the room. /sarcasm

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DanielleinDC 32

Gosh, maybe OP was tired after coming back from his trip and was going to put his stuff away later. Nothing excuses a drunken idiot of a roommate puking and pissing all over your stuff.

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stinewd 9

Hell, I came back from break a week ago, and I still haven't put my bags away. I do not think OP deserved it.

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WcED 8

Wow #9 you're dumb as hell

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kktik 8

A man gotta drink.. we don't care about consequences !!!

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DrunkButterfly 17

this is why most men are discusting

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pieman528 10

Well that's a very general statement.

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SerpentBoy 8

Was it an acoustic guitar, and if so... did it go inside?

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