By EsotericBrent - 9/1/2013 06:50 - United States - University Park
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.
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By  CueTheMusic  |  22

Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. Not really a FML.

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  Dwrulesalot  |  5

Well it's not like op was gunna beat him up or anything, but damn, he could have tried to at least make it to the washroom instead of turowing up and pissing everywhere.

By  CueTheMusic  |  22

Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. You kinda deserve it.

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  DanielleinDC  |  32

Gosh, maybe OP was tired after coming back from his trip and was going to put his stuff away later. Nothing excuses a drunken idiot of a roommate puking and pissing all over your stuff.