Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
I wouldn't bet on their support.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Run them over with your car.
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Comments (125)
tbktbk 0
I have a blonde friend Like that......
suil5129 6
Lol this also happened to me but to this day no accidents lol this was 5 years ago haha good luck buddy!
KiddNYC1O 22
Seven years for me and in January was my first- fender bender.
annalily5 28
When my friend got his permit I said I was investing in a bomb shelter. Kind of seems like a friend tradition to pretend to be scarred of one of your friends on the road. Of course I didn't actually bet money on any of my friends crashing...
bjcr8978 0
That's how you know that he is a good friend. I'm not even joking
juicifer 0
What are the odds?
babe7260 30
With friends like that who needs asshole enemies?
Timmeh94 0
hope you didnt post this while driving
Cartera 10
Check out crash4gold.com.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I have no gold. So **** you for bringing me false hope.
THE_A_TEEN 28
1) 2 girls? Most girls would kick your Arse with no remorse. 2) Who's crying here? This site is just to show how life just plain sucks sometimes. Don't like it, leave this damn site
Lucius247 0
Dude congrats I just got mine a few days ago