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Coffee_man900's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By drunkennight - / Monday 23 November 2009 03:45 / Canada

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mdp624 / Thursday 16 August 2012 12:10 / United States - Brookhaven

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShowerStar - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:14 / United States - Mequon

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it