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By OpenSesame - 09/05/2020 05:00

Today, at Walmart, I unknowingly chose the only non-automatic door to exit through. I stood in front of the door looking for the motion sensor while the greeters laughed at me for at least half a minute before I saw the "PUSH" sticker. FML
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I’m not gonna call you dumb because I think this is a common issue, especially if you’re sleep deprived like I am. Often times, the things you see every day like “push” and “pull” signs fade to the background simply because you’ve seen it so many times.

I have totally done this. It's a sign of a mind that doesn't trifle with pedestrian things,

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I’m not gonna call you dumb because I think this is a common issue, especially if you’re sleep deprived like I am. Often times, the things you see every day like “push” and “pull” signs fade to the background simply because you’ve seen it so many times.

I have totally done this. It's a sign of a mind that doesn't trifle with pedestrian things,

What baffles me the most is that there is a non-automatic door at a Walmart.