Today, an older customer ran up to me and did a open-mouthed, panting growl in my face, with her face 2 inches from my mine. She then laughed and said, “I only do this to men” and then left the store without buying anything. My mask was down and she didn’t have one at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, in a crowded store, I waved at someone who looked familiar. The woman frowned, looked behind her, then back at me, and said, “Do I know you?” I panicked and said, “Yes… spiritually?” She walked away faster than I’ve ever seen flee. FML
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML
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Chazzster 32
Obviously she was a nut job at best. If you don’t wear it right, a mask does you no good. So wear your mask.
RichardPencil 32
This might be a first that covid is a sexually-transmitted disease and a hate crime!
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Comments (7)
Thanatos999 3
doesn't mean they had anything wrong with them but a mental issue.
RichardPencil 32
This might be a first that covid is a sexually-transmitted disease and a hate crime!
Kenorbs 11
This describes almost everything wrong with society in three sentences. RIP that your mask happened to be down when it happened. FYL
Chazzster 32
Obviously she was a nut job at best. If you don’t wear it right, a mask does you no good. So wear your mask.
teddy 1
Should of used the stiff arm
TruthSoothsayer 3
should have got her digits, bet she's a lioness in the sack.
protoskore 27
you need around 10-15 minutes of exposure to get get covid, more if you're fully vaccinated. so terrible experience but not life threatening
ChipBoundary 9
Being that they did it directly in/on their face, and just the droplets from breathing are enough to transfer it, if that person had it then there is an extremely high possibility of contracting. Not a guarantee, but very high.