Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Top comments
Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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Comments (314)
24788 7
That would be awkward.
i_dunno 3
That's REALLY weird!
epicwinmaster 0
your life is ****** because your parents care about you? come back and make another fml when they throw you out and ignore you for the rest of your life you whiny snot nosed bitch
DoomedGemini 38
Funny you are calling op the whiny bitch..
solocredere12 4
I moderated this one! My parents did something similar, so it is a FML indeed!!
dayrin7 4
Girl..lol the FML part is that you got your period. I think that is cute what your father did..my mom told my dad he just acted like nothing happen..( not saying thats a bad thing ) lol. Hey be thankfull they didnt like throw a party and like invited your closest friends and neighboors. Calm down really..is not a big deal.
pinky0090 0
Where do you get a period card?? I don't think Hallmark carries those.
Starchild21 3
u get them at the same place where u get the "im sorry i accidentally gave u vd" cards.......btw im sorry :P hahaha
Me27 0
That's really sweet, actually. Be happy you have people who care. You'll cherish that card in years to come.
plexico 4
It could have been a . . . "Happy Birth [Canal] Day" "Happy Labor Day" "Happy St. Tampax Day" "Happy Red Flag Day" "Merry Christ-these-cramps-hurt-mas" card.
BikerMike 0
what did the card say?
lindzXcore 0
ewww awkward. v card?! lol