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Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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Rach17 0

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

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summer99 0

haha slightly embarassing..in some cultures they let the whole family know and there's a big ceremony for it, so you should at least be happy that didnt happen to you lol.

fckaduck 0

Omg your life sucks sooo bad. I mean some people are fortunate enough to have their dads beat them or abandon them, but poor you, your dad is thoughtful and shows he cares. Aww. -_-

curryndricegirll 0

what is it with everyone! yes, there is always worse than every FML on here, but this girl probably isn't more than thirteen and at that age, everything feels like it's the end of the world, even though it's not. she's embarrassed, let her vent. geez, get a sense of humor or something. it sounds like everyone one here has bad PMS

fckaduck 0

That's exactly why 13 year olds shouldn't be allowed to post shit on the internet.

DoomedGemini 38

I could say the same about bitchy people or trolls but... Fact is there's ALWAYS someone out there with a worse problem. Looking at someone with a small stab wound and saying, "well some people are shit!" Doesn't make it go away. FML is mostly full of funny or embarrassing situations, not serious. If you are going to bitch about other people complaining about problems you personally don't see as problems on an app that's for exactly that, maybe this app isn't for you.

waterynuggets 0

LOOOOL a period is not a rite of passage~

allmidnighteyes 11

I would've gotten you a piñata filled with tampons if I were him.

ijustlaugh 0

hahaha that's brilliant I'm so doing that to my kid.

mikeydangerous 0

YDI. Grow the **** up. It's just your period. If your family all gives you a card when you hit menopause, then come cry about it.

Rota 0

You should be happy your family cares.

HeWhoEatsAll423 0

Actually people see it as taboo to talk about defecating. Inside of just saying, "I need to poop." They have come up with #2, drop the kids off at the pool, etc. Why? Everyone poops, just like all women have periods. That is why SOMAgirl is right.

irishdancer 0

wtf does OP mean?!?!

saxyruss 0

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DameGreyWulf 1

What? That's still talking about ********, and putting a twist on it. You know, trying to be funny? In fact, my father and I actually prefer to say "Dropping the Cosby kids at the lake" because the pool's closed for black kids! ... Ahem. "Today, my aunt flo came and turned me into a Communist." Period joke. I once screamed at my mother "PERIOD MONSTAH" when she was getting exceptionally easily annoyed that day. My uncles heard me. Period joke. I am not ashamed nor sexually repressed, I'm making a joke. Just like I joked about my taking a shit. Jokes in fairly poor taste, in fact. ;P It's tons of fun, you should try it. But it doesn't matter, as it IS still a private thing, and people are embarassed when their private things are revealed, even when they do it themselves, as I said. It's normal to feel a little embarassed, especially the first time, especially when your dad pulls a silly stunt like that. Later on, OP is going to be joking about it, too. Just because she is embarassed her father actually made her a card, doesn't mean she is sexually repressed and all that. Seriously. Embarassed doesn't always equal ashamed, by the way. You're embarassed a lot by little things. You blush for a lot of reasons.