embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Dayton, United States
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
sandyc
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Anonymous
Cazin, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Oldbury, United Kingdom
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
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Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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Comments (314)
itsz_madi_bro 0
OMG u told ur dad........ i left that to my mum.
MadeOfAwesome 1
CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A WOMAN!!!!! WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD THAT IS CRAMPS, BITCHINESS, AND CLUMPY BLOOD LEAKING OUT OF YOUR ******!!! :DDD
po_ta_to 0
Oh, big deal. You should be glad that your dad feels close enough to you to discuss something so private, not to mention celebrate it. There's this place I read about (I forget what) that when a girl gets her first period the family members lock her up in a room and she has to wear a special hat to hide her face for two years. Be happy that's not what your parents made you do. :S
DoMeBaby 1
What is ejaculation?
AhhhLeeGee 0
If you don't know what that is, you really shouldn't be on this website. OP: I'm sorry. I understand how this can be embarassing for you. I mean, he's your DAD. He doesn't have female reproduction parts to know what it is like. My mom cried when I started. Haha. But best of luck. And always stay stocked up on tampons and Midol
Intoxicunt 6
I find it hard to believe anyone whose username is "DoMeBaby" doesn't know what ejaculation is. So I take it he was joking.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
He's proud of you! but getting all your family too sign it was pretty weird. :S CONGRATS THOUGH!!
xxXChiiXxx 2
They're all gonna laugh at you! :D
JukeboxBunny 0
Haha LOVE the Carrie reference!
JoBroCrazyy_14 0
Your life sucks :p I don't even know how my dad KNEW! Screw the card I didn't get , and how he knew I don't know , but my stepmom ... how did SHE find out? [other than leaks in the bed , which didn't start for a long time , lmao :p] And hey , it's really F your brothers life ... if you have one :p
tommiegirlxxx 0
similar thing happened to me too, you're not alone haha
Evamoon13 0
when i got my period i was 13 and my dad decided to take me out to dinner, he also decide to order me some red wine. i was clearly 13, we got kicked out.
Shadowdra126 0
embarrassing