embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Dayton, United States
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
sandyc
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Anonymous
Cazin, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Oldbury, United Kingdom
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
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Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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Comments (314)
kayLatta 0
ydi for being a woman
voveraite 7
Replying to some post of DGW above: women should never douche, not even during those days! Self-cleaning oven. Now if you meant shower, I fully agree, but showers happen whether Aunt Flo visits or not ^_^.
dimple_s 0
That's so sweet! i think he's just simply excited his lil girl is turning into a woman-nothing creepy about that!
voveraite 7
DGW, women should never douche, not even during those days! It's a self-cleaning oven ;) Now, if you meant shower, it's a different story, but showers should happen, those days or not!
were_giraffe 2
so?
voveraite 7
I hope you meant it as a joke, in which case WIN!
fitz_dizzyspells 0
that's nothing. my mom threw me a party and invited all my friends. she made everyone wear red.
halliewouldyoutu 0
if it makes you feel any better, my dad got me a stuffed animal and a bouquet of daisies that said "to my no-longer-little-girl."
AntiChrist7 0
Do you rather have him saying "stop bleeding and do the laundry"?
halliewouldyoutu 0
or "make me a sammich!"
AnimalPorn 0
God, i wish i had my period
X_o_X_ocutie 0
no, ya don't it hurts like hell the first day it starts every month, for the next few days it's aight except the part about messing up clothes =/