FYL because breast groping is not socially acceptable yet

hah. "yet"

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD?

#18. STFU and make me a cheeseburger.

you want some fries with that?

@63 I wouldn't mind making you a sandwich. (FYI, yes, I'm objectifying you by saying that ;p)

#82. I also want a milkshake with them fries, aswell. And, to #86! FYI, I don't know where you're hinting at. Okay, good day.

I'm gettin hungry. Either way, he coulda just said that he was checkin bra size. "They're melons!"

Sandwich, as in a threesome

Ok, no, my joke wasn't meant to be that perverted. I was just saying that I wouldn't mind making a sandwich since you're a lady... I guess it doesn't make sense much; but it's because I'm being like "oh how cute, she wants a sandwich. I guess I'll make one'

@96 yeah that'll work...because people do that all the time right?

wow u sexist

129 lives on a prude farm

I've had that before. I was at my girlfriends house and I was inches from grabbing her almost identical sister's ass. I was just relieved that I caught it in time. So OP I'm gonna say FYL because if they look similar it's hard to prevent those accidents.

Thats not the real fml that means ur wife just went into the other room with the other guy

#18 you are a dick hole in the worst possible way.

Ass

doubt that.

She probably did. The slut.

#2 I seriously doubt that.

Now I'm curious where his wife and the male guest went together… 0_o

Read the FML.

The way you said that made me laugh more than the FML did.

lol

hahahahaahaha that was a good one