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Show it anywayFYL because breast groping is not socially acceptable yet
hah. "yet"
HOW THE HELL DO YOU **** UP THAT BAD?
@63 I wouldn't mind making you a sandwich. (FYI, yes, I'm objectifying you by saying that ;p)
I'm gettin hungry. Either way, he coulda just said that he was checkin bra size. "They're melons!"
Sandwich, as in a threesome
Ok, no, my joke wasn't meant to be that perverted. I was just saying that I wouldn't mind making a sandwich since you're a lady... I guess it doesn't make sense much; but it's because I'm being like "oh how cute, she wants a sandwich. I guess I'll make one'
@96 yeah that'll work...because people do that all the time right?
I've had that before. I was at my girlfriends house and I was inches from grabbing her almost identical sister's ass. I was just relieved that I caught it in time. So OP I'm gonna say FYL because if they look similar it's hard to prevent those accidents.
Thats not the real fml that means ur wife just went into the other room with the other guy
#18 you are a dick hole in the worst possible way.
Ass
doubt that.
#2 I seriously doubt that.
Now I'm curious where his wife and the male guest went together… 0_o
YDI for grabbing something that isn't yours. And, #1, you fail.
How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
lol
hahahahaahaha that was a good one
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How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
Lesson learned: Look before you grope