Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
lilginggaa 0
oh my gosh ow
emerluvsu 6
I can feel the pain >.< owwwwwww!
death_dolphin24 0
Tikwishka- only people with iPhones can see your ????????????????
S_kinnyL_ove 3
I'm cringing reading this, it sounds so painful. I hope you got revenge on your sister for this.
Niamhhhh 10
I flinched as I read the last part, ouch :/
Ayla_Abriel 1
Yeah, well if I was your sister I would have ripped it out too.
michael99man 5
Piercers deserve it. Get a life, get a job, and stop desecrating your body. For your sister, she's obviously quite smart.
michael99man 5
Piercers deserve it. Get a life, get a job, and stop desecrating your body. For your sister, she's obviously quite smart.
IamFootScum 5
Wow, you are very stupid to do something as stupid as criticising someones decision to modify THEIR body. In no way does someone else getting a piercing affect your life. Things like gay marriage wouldn't be an issue if people took care of themselves rather than pressuring others. Shame on you.
chaylay 2
Now they know...
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Why dont you all shut the **** up and let the OP pierce her eyebrow is she wants too. Just because you think it looks bad doesnt mean you need to be bitches to OP.