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I love how it is just women and a gay Asian who find this to be faulty. Three months and you haven't shown your ****? Come on. By the way all you hairy ass feminists who are gonna egasm over this don't bother. I swear most women are hypocrits when it comes to their bodies. Of course when a guy whistles at a hot girl he is a pig, but the girl who wore no bra and a tight tshirt with short shorts is a vitctim of the "pig".
It's probably true love.
what a douchebag! I'm always amazed at the assholes that posters on here start dating in the first place... dump him fast OP
lol don't listen to these monkeys everybody a perv in there own way
wow it must be rare for him to tell u he loves u
make him a sammich
don't expect to see them until they offer to show you! rushing is never good
55 is speaking sense.
Reminds me alot of someone, hahaha. All he wanted was my body, of course I wasnt stupid enough to fall for it, but he never gave up. It got so crazzy annoying, I just emotionally butchered him with unappealing words. Most things with a penis... just no.
lol that sounds like my ex wrote this. nearly the same thing happend haha but I'm kind of a dick... so ya probably not the best thing to say to her
That guy is not smooth at all. Most likely a TOOL and a complete D-bag who doesnt know how to treat a lady. Your call OP keep him or leave. But dont expect to get much respect out of him in the future. Even less if you put out.
Thanks for showing most of yours to us, however, MissRachieee!
you did didn't you? you're his bitch you do what he says
#86- oh god, you better be joking
and you might want to clean your room missrachieee before your parents ground you and take your phone away lol
um... so did you do it??????
numba 3 u can't be talkin look at ur prof pic
115. lmao not the point i was trying to make kiddo
gotta love how you getting it wrong was the number your post was :P i thought you were saying it as a joke til i read the next post but yeah, that guy is really stupid......got way more smoother ways of doing it than that.
yeah I agree with 124. you're calling someone else a tool and a d-bag, yet here you are with a profile pic with your shirt off. hypocrite? hmmm. I also know I do not have a picture, I can't put one through my mobile but I will soon :P
I wish it wer that easy... I am writing thiz down and using it as a break up line sometime in tha future
124 and 128. Really? Come on guys. there is also a word called stereotype. Just because i have this pic doesnt automatically make me a TOOL. just like i wouldnt look at 124s pic and assume that hes a nerd that never gets laid. Stereotypes man. Lets all play nice.
woooow plaaayed
Dear OP, If his mother sympathizes with you convince her to let you take a picture of her breasts, send THAT to your boyfriend, when he notices they aren't yours, suggest the possibility of a threesome, and ask if he liked them, when he's in over his head, tell him who they really belong to, that will teach him not to be such a douchebag!
gay wad
go home. that is the worst joke ice ever heard you queer ****. gay picture as well
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Show it anywayI was gonna say you fail at life with your fail face and your failness at everything but noticed you didn't mean to be first. so you don't fail at everything! jk ;)
lol not surprised much
Leave the ************.
Or send him a picture of some birds from the family Paridae!
what a insensitive douche
Genius.
should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that
good one lol
agree with number 93
13- if she sent it she sent it she probably wouldn't have minded and this FML wouldn't exist....just a thought
14: Never underestimate the stupidity of a girl who's afraid to be single.
What's wrong with girls who are afraid to be single? Much easier to control in my opinion.
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should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that
Leave the ************.