FML : Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting...

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Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cheddar - / Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:17 / United States

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By BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2943677 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

By topdawg255 | 0

#2943654 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

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By topdawg255 | 0

#2943654 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

The_Weirdo | 10

#2943665 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:08

That's why you put bombs in your mail box.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2943679 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:10

Thad why I hide a midget in there. Haven't fed him in a while though...

TheRealBruce | 12

#2943684 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:11

hey 3 have you seen the butterfly effect bombs and mailboxes don't mix

x_KL_x | 7

#2943698 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:12

#3 I think people have FAR greater concerns than stealing your mailbox.

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#2943900 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:34

What would anyone benefit from stealing mailbox?

littlemissFYL | 5

#2943936 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:40

"You Got Mail." haha I'm just messing with ya, your mailbox was stolen :-)

AuburnBoi17 | 5

#2943957 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:42

7 best comment ever

zekecastro | 0

#2944165 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:24

how can you rip a mailbox? lol is it made of paper :P

PDeffinP | 0

#2944184 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:27

yes it's was made of paper..if that man hadn't "ripped it" the rain would have gotten it for sure.

TheRealHouse | 7

#2944406 - Thursday 21 July 2011 11:49

At least he didn't "Verizon" away with it

EpicPear | 0

#2944481 - Thursday 21 July 2011 12:20

^ Do you mean "Sprint"?

dolphincheddar | 10

#2944818 - Thursday 21 July 2011 02:39

I guess he really wanted the falice you ordered

TheRealHouse | 7

#2944827 - Thursday 21 July 2011 02:45

EpicPear, OP said they did "sprint" away with it. That's why I said Verizon it's not everyday you see a (T) Mobile mailbox :)

EpicPear | 0

#2944933 - Thursday 21 July 2011 03:25

^ Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make you look bad. :3

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2945410 - Thursday 21 July 2011 04:56

This guy takes stealing other people's mail way too seriously.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#2945492 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:11

51 Go back to Mexico along with your unhumorous comments, we dont need your stupidity.

poy2x | 0

#2945671 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:42

they get a mailbox

rogergraton | 0

#2945845 - Thursday 21 July 2011 06:11

a mail box for free. no?

kellanlvr | 1

#2945883 - Thursday 21 July 2011 06:20

maybe someone stole his mailbox..so now you must go steal someone else's!

knightsfb | 0

#2949300 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:22

now you have an excuse for not paying your bills...

iPoopMusic | 0

#2949370 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:40

I wonder what the president puts in his mailbox.

Happismiley2010 | 0

#3001022 - Saturday 30 July 2011 11:03

noooo

By cookie_3008 | 4

#2943662 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:08

Well, how do you think it worked?? ^_^ ..(8)"WAIT!! ...wait a minute Mr.Postman!! (8)"

BeatlesObsessed | 12

#2943738 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:15

Beatlesss.?

cookie_3008 | 4

#2943759 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:17

*nodding* Oooh yeaaahh... =)

cookie_3008 | 4

#2943812 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:21

Although I think it might be "STOP!" first.. LOL *sighs*.. oh well.

BeatlesObsessed | 12

#2943817 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:22

That wasn't supposed to be a question mark, it was supposed to be a heart! Oh well. :)

By maliki32 | 7

#2943672 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:09

must've been one nice mailbox lol

sandyandellie | 5

#2948974 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:59

okay, that made me laugh. :)

newlove_fml | 0

#3912264 - Friday 20 January 2012 04:32

That's a nice mailbox you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

By BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2943677 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

atthegates | 0

#2948889 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:39

good morning sir. enjoy the next 30 years wondering why someone would do this.

TheNeonDuckie | 0

#2950928 - Friday 22 July 2011 11:13

OP should file a police report! OP: " Hi, I'd like to report a stolen mailbox" Police Operator: " Ma'am, can you please describe the mailbox"

By LemonBlue | 0

#2943680 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:11

poor guy probably just wanted to go mailbox smashing...he just couldn't afford a bat

Wandering_Ninja | 8

#2943810 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:21

or a car

The_Weirdo | 10

#2943846 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:25

Or a life.

HeavyScout | 0

#2944139 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:20

Or a (insert witty comment here)

TheRealHouse | 7

#2944410 - Thursday 21 July 2011 11:52

Or a witty comment

By YaboyVinnie | 17

#2943688 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:12

Hacking goes real life.

By hannahtaskey | 9

#2943690 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:12

Makes me wonder what was in the mailbox...

skye_343 | 0

#2943929 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:39

The very secret of life, obviously.

TheRealHouse | 7

#2944416 - Thursday 21 July 2011 11:54

Everyone knows the answer is 42. the question is.. what is the ultimate question?

By Beebow_fml | 5

#2943704 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:12

Yes, next time grab a brick from your bed and run after him.

By odi_et_amo | 4

#2943732 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:15

Worded very similarly to the FML about the person finding their cat dead on their lawn...

By JenDanielle917 | 13

#2943746 - Thursday 21 July 2011 09:15

You've got mail, oh damn...

DKjazz | 20

#2944992 - Thursday 21 July 2011 03:46

You've got fail.

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