Live, laugh, love no one

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 876
You deserved it 84

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i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you

Nice humble-brag!

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i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you

Nice humble-brag!

Even worse, they were probably flowers that we about to go bad and they were able to claim a tax write-off for a charitable donation. Nice that your family considers you a dumpster/tax loophole.

I'm not really sure how you can turn a nice gesture into a big problem.

Wtf? That’s f*cking mean? I understand maybe feeling a little bad for someone but what they should do is ask what you like and get that for you instead. Not sending you flowers from “a special someone” , that’d make any single person feel shitty.