Miscellaneous: Not funny

Not funny

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Don't mention it

By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 136

Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:28

Hahaha that would be terrifying but at least he has a sense of humour.

JewKnowIt 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:27

Thad drop dead hilarious!...I'll let myself out

Comments

JewKnowIt 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:27

Thad drop dead hilarious!...I'll let myself out

Yastafari 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 10:37

Lmao I agree I find that hilarious af ...but maybe I just have a twisted sense of humor lol...your grandpa is awesome OP!

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 21:36

Why is this an FML? It's just a funny joke.

gosh_mate 30

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:28

Hahaha that would be terrifying but at least he has a sense of humour.

armyant98 15

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:30

I would've found this hilarious. Be happy your grandpa still has a good sense of humor.

Richard6036 13

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:37

Wow that's kind of scary has he ever heard the saying don't cry Wolf you may think he's joking the next time when it's serious

Thatissarcastic 17

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:38

Future plans to mess with my grandkids.

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:39

Nice to see he still has an awesome sense of humor.

Pinkgal123 24

Saturday 10 October 2015 9:00

Oh god, I'm not sure how I would've reacted to that. Awesome sense of humour he's got for his age, though.

dafluckster 6

Saturday 10 October 2015 9:08

As a nurse working LTC for a while now, I can appreciate the dark humor, especially as it relates to the elderly lol. Sounds like a fun grandpa to have around!