Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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redbeater
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aww shit.
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SamSayzRAWRZ
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I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
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penelopecruise
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first
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bamagrl410
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I bet this gets modded in the next hour or so. You fail. No one is interested.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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i wish my penis could be over stretched :(
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PushMyButtons
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I thought about that penis comment and it reminded me of the taffy puller in a willy wonka movie......
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deannoz
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Be prepared for MODERATION.
~Ques sirin~
~Ques sirin~
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darlinqqbella
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how is that even possible? ouchh.
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deannoz
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~Ques shitty situation and other shit jokes on first comment and in the comments section~
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Piggies do not say moo! they oink.
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deannoz
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What does that have to do with anything, #32?
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rallets
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idk #28
havent seen any puns
looks like youre full of shit
havent seen any puns
looks like youre full of shit
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MaximilianMarche
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look at # 17 And 21 profile. superfreaks. just saying.
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rallets
| 22
well aint that some shit
looks like were in deep shit
you gotta be shitting me
they must be shitting bricks
up shit creek without a paddle
looks like were in deep shit
you gotta be shitting me
they must be shitting bricks
up shit creek without a paddle
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Sadochan
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Fagget.
You're so full of shit OP. You constpated fuck. :P
You're so full of shit OP. You constpated fuck. :P
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gamerhead
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time for some spring cleaning!!!
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pytel93
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you're cute lol. find me on facebook! :)
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pytel93
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wow you're cute
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Wynton
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sooooooo...... your place? mi place?.. :|
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thrice643
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sounds like fun...
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LosAngelesSon
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your profile pic looks lewd...
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Mylifeskool
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hahaha his pic made me laugh so hard
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redbeater
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aww shit.
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Lisimal
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Bloody shit!
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rallets
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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hobojo11
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oh shit been eatin to much shit it herts like shit i can use shut so much mor but im soo
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tnb0005
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this just happened to my friend a week ago! fyl. sorry :(
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thesock339
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this happened to me a couple of years ago. trust me, it's the worst.
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zolltf
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Happened to me, I was litterally on the ground because ai couldn't stand up from the pain.
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SamSayzRAWRZ
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I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
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jakegryan
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its ok, were laughing with them... not directly at them
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mks100
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saaame!!!
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laya_fml
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9- There was a chance that I was laughing directly at OP
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jakegryan
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i remember my college hazing days ahhh good times... QQ
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anorexicbarbie
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I didn't even think that was possible...wow!
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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX
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ok i think i just got that your picture is pikachu right?
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scottovious
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wow, sorry, that sucks
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disco2466
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take a poo
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jakegryan
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he obviously cant, genius
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thisgirl2u
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Well if he wasn't such a tight ass maybe he could..
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jakegryan
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haha
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AthinaMarie
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Now what the hell would OP ever do without you? I am guessing he probably already thought of taking a shit.
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Howljerk
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Nice eyes
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Miii_fml
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lmao!
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CanadianMuse
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OP will need to have Enema shoved in the bum & wait 40 - 70 seconds until running to empty the poop...
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dudeitsdanny
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I.. D... How does this happen? Is this why my mom would tell me not to hold it in?
But FYL. Drink some prune juice.
But FYL. Drink some prune juice.
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deannoz
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Yes, indeed, this is why your mother told you not to hold it in ;]
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Serec
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Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.
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Serec
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Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.