By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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bamagrl410 31

I bet this gets modded in the next hour or so. You fail. No one is interested.

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PushMyButtons 5

I thought about that penis comment and it reminded me of the taffy puller in a willy wonka movie......

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deannoz 0

Be prepared for MODERATION. ~Ques sirin~

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darlinqqbella 0

how is that even possible? ouchh.

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deannoz 0

~Ques shitty situation and other shit jokes on first comment and in the comments section~

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deannoz 0

What does that have to do with anything, #32?

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rallets 22

idk #28 havent seen any puns looks like youre full of shit

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MaximilianMarche 0

look at # 17 And 21 profile. superfreaks. just saying.

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rallets 22

well aint that some shit looks like were in deep shit you gotta be ******** me they must be ******** bricks up shit creek without a paddle

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Sadochan 0

Fagget. You're so full of shit OP. You constpated ****. :P

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pytel93 0

you're cute lol. find me on facebook! :)

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Wynton 0

sooooooo...... your place? mi place?.. :|

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thrice643 7

sounds like fun...

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LosAngelesSon 8

your profile pic looks lewd...

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hobojo11 0

oh shit been eatin to much shit it herts like shit i can use shut so much mor but im soo

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tnb0005 0

this just happened to my friend a week ago! fyl. sorry :(

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thesock339 0

this happened to me a couple of years ago. trust me, it's the worst.

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zolltf 4

Happened to me, I was litterally on the ground because ai couldn't stand up from the pain.

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jakegryan 0

its ok, were laughing with them... not directly at them

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laya_fml 26

9- There was a chance that I was laughing directly at OP

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jakegryan 0

i remember my college hazing days ahhh good times... QQ

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anorexicbarbie 8

I didn't even think that was possible...wow!

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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

ok i think i just got that your picture is pikachu right?

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scottovious 0

wow, sorry, that sucks

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thisgirl2u 9

Well if he wasn't such a tight ass maybe he could..

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AthinaMarie 0

Now what the hell would OP ever do without you? I am guessing he probably already thought of taking a shit.

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CanadianMuse 0

OP will need to have Enema shoved in the bum & wait 40 - 70 seconds until running to empty the poop...

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dudeitsdanny 9

I.. D... How does this happen? Is this why my mom would tell me not to hold it in? But FYL. Drink some prune juice.

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deannoz 0

Yes, indeed, this is why your mother told you not to hold it in ;]

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Serec 0

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.

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Serec 0

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.

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