By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 057
You deserved it 4 590

Same thing different taste

Comments

bamagrl410 31

I bet this gets modded in the next hour or so. You fail. No one is interested.

PushMyButtons 5

I thought about that penis comment and it reminded me of the taffy puller in a willy wonka movie......

deannoz 0

Be prepared for MODERATION. ~Ques sirin~

darlinqqbella 0

how is that even possible? ouchh.

deannoz 0

~Ques shitty situation and other shit jokes on first comment and in the comments section~

deannoz 0

What does that have to do with anything, #32?

rallets 22

idk #28 havent seen any puns looks like youre full of shit

MaximilianMarche 0

look at # 17 And 21 profile. superfreaks. just saying.

rallets 22

well aint that some shit looks like were in deep shit you gotta be ******** me they must be ******** bricks up shit creek without a paddle

Fagget. You're so full of shit OP. You constpated ****. :P

pytel93 0

you're cute lol. find me on facebook! :)

Wynton 0

sooooooo...... your place? mi place?.. :|

thrice643 7
LosAngelesSon 8

your profile pic looks lewd...

hobojo11 0

oh shit been eatin to much shit it herts like shit i can use shut so much mor but im soo

tnb0005 0

this just happened to my friend a week ago! fyl. sorry :(

this happened to me a couple of years ago. trust me, it's the worst.

Happened to me, I was litterally on the ground because ai couldn't stand up from the pain.

its ok, were laughing with them... not directly at them

laya_fml 26

9- There was a chance that I was laughing directly at OP

i remember my college hazing days ahhh good times... QQ

I didn't even think that was possible...wow!

XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

ok i think i just got that your picture is pikachu right?

scottovious 0
thisgirl2u 9

Well if he wasn't such a tight ass maybe he could..

Now what the hell would OP ever do without you? I am guessing he probably already thought of taking a shit.

OP will need to have Enema shoved in the bum & wait 40 - 70 seconds until running to empty the poop...

dudeitsdanny 9

I.. D... How does this happen? Is this why my mom would tell me not to hold it in? But FYL. Drink some prune juice.

deannoz 0

Yes, indeed, this is why your mother told you not to hold it in ;]

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.