FML : Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched...

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Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fulloshit / Sunday 28 November 2010 02:17 / United States

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By redbeater | 5

#1762775 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

aww shit.

By SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1762817 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

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By penelopecruise | 2

#1762766 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:23

first

bamagrl410 | 31

#1762811 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

I bet this gets modded in the next hour or so. You fail. No one is interested.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1762870 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:35

i wish my penis could be over stretched :(

PushMyButtons | 5

#1762901 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:39

I thought about that penis comment and it reminded me of the taffy puller in a willy wonka movie......

deannoz | 0

#1762908 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:40

Be prepared for MODERATION.
~Ques sirin~

darlinqqbella | 0

#1762926 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:43

how is that even possible? ouchh.

deannoz | 0

#1762943 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:49

~Ques shitty situation and other shit jokes on first comment and in the comments section~

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1762996 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:59

Piggies do not say moo! they oink.

deannoz | 0

#1763033 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:09

What does that have to do with anything, #32?

rallets | 22

#1763060 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:15

idk #28
havent seen any puns

looks like youre full of shit

MaximilianMarche | 0

#1763077 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:19

look at # 17 And 21 profile. superfreaks. just saying.

rallets | 22

#1763083 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:22

well aint that some shit

looks like were in deep shit

you gotta be shitting me

they must be shitting bricks

up shit creek without a paddle

Sadochan | 0

#1763106 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:31

Fagget.

You're so full of shit OP. You constpated fuck. :P

gamerhead | 3

#1763197 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:58

time for some spring cleaning!!!

pytel93 | 0

#1763227 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:06

you're cute lol. find me on facebook! :)

pytel93 | 0

#1763270 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:15

wow you're cute

Wynton | 0

#1772003 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:07

sooooooo...... your place? mi place?.. :|

By thrice643 | 7

#1762771 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:23

sounds like fun...

LosAngelesSon | 8

#1763290 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:19

your profile pic looks lewd...

Mylifeskool | 0

#1764056 - Sunday 28 November 2010 15:33

hahaha his pic made me laugh so hard

By redbeater | 5

#1762775 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

aww shit.

Lisimal | 7

#1762911 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:40

Bloody shit!

rallets | 22

#1763071 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:18

HOLY SHIT!!!

hobojo11 | 0

#1772574 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:39

oh shit been eatin to much shit it herts like shit i can use shut so much mor but im soo

By tnb0005 | 0

#1762783 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:25

this just happened to my friend a week ago! fyl. sorry :(

thesock339 | 0

#1763368 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:02

this happened to me a couple of years ago. trust me, it's the worst.

zolltf | 4

#1763902 - Sunday 28 November 2010 15:00

Happened to me, I was litterally on the ground because ai couldn't stand up from the pain.

By SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1762817 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

jakegryan | 0

#1762846 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:31

its ok, were laughing with them... not directly at them

mks100 | 0

#2877742 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:04

saaame!!!

laya_fml | 26

#5470169 - Monday 29 April 2013 5:17

9- There was a chance that I was laughing directly at OP

By jakegryan | 0

#1762833 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:30

i remember my college hazing days ahhh good times... QQ

By anorexicbarbie | 8

#1762839 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:31

I didn't even think that was possible...wow!

XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX | 0

#1766603 - Monday 29 November 2010 4:49

ok i think i just got that your picture is pikachu right?

By scottovious | 0

#1762851 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:32

wow, sorry, that sucks

By disco2466 | 8

#1762854 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:32

take a poo

jakegryan | 0

#1762861 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:33

he obviously cant, genius

thisgirl2u | 9

#1762931 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:46

Well if he wasn't such a tight ass maybe he could..

jakegryan | 0

#1762960 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:53

haha

AthinaMarie | 0

#1763148 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:43

Now what the hell would OP ever do without you? I am guessing he probably already thought of taking a shit.

Howljerk | 0

#1763597 - Sunday 28 November 2010 13:15

Nice eyes

Miii_fml | 0

#1764076 - Sunday 28 November 2010 15:37

lmao!

CanadianMuse | 0

#1766055 - Monday 29 November 2010 1:14

OP will need to have Enema shoved in the bum & wait 40 - 70 seconds until running to empty the poop...

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#1762858 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:33

I.. D... How does this happen? Is this why my mom would tell me not to hold it in?

But FYL. Drink some prune juice.

deannoz | 0

#1762918 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:42

Yes, indeed, this is why your mother told you not to hold it in ;]

Serec | 0

#1763411 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:21

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.

Serec | 0

#1763414 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:21

Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.

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