Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML
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marinus_fml
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Too bad the doctor didn't also rub the prostate. I hear it's equivalent to the females G-Spot ;)
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nond2nv
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I'm sure he's glad the doctor didn't do that.
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ObeseKitten
| 0
VAMPIRE!!!!
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TookaWooka666
| 0
Anal penetration.
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pimpsgirl69
| 0
marinus ur hot just sayin
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TookaWooka666
| 0
I think we can all agree here that Marinus is hot, but how hot is he? Well don't answer because it doesn't fucking matter, wear a shirt like everyone else!
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braasilianx0
| 4
lol you mad you don't have a body to show off ?! ^
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GeneralLeeAdyck
| 0
Yup...you're gay
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TookaWooka666
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I am pretty sure I have a body or else I wouldn't be alive at this moment.
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TookaWooka666
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Hey fuck everyone else at the moment, I got to say GeneralLee, hilarious pic.
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braasilianx0
| 4
don't play stupid :)
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TookaWooka666
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Don't play stupid? Oh no I just had to comment on that shit cause really, i could care less about you bitch.
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gabstahhh
| 8
Kinky.
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aardvarkish
| 15
They always do that. That just make you talk so you don't notice it.
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igotnolegs
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because he's a faggot...
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poopy56
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what is a hemorrhoid and a colonoscopy
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knightsfb
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96 ever hear of google?
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Dude naw.
Marinus heard from his own thoughts that it's pleasurable. ;)
Marinus heard from his own thoughts that it's pleasurable. ;)
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pctech3
| 0
Had a female P. A. do that to me before, felt so good. Messed up the exam table though.
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iLazy
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Speechless
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iSitt
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the prep before the cscope will get the words out of you.
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salvorican
| 24
Damn... Hope aliens don't wanna probe ur ass too..
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iridedressage
| 0
reference to a Katy Perry song?
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tona01
| 16
reference to the very old urban legend that when aliens abduct you, you get probed, or at least i hope it is not a reference to katy perry
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salvorican
| 24
38 is right. I totally forgot that was in Katy Perrys song
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sourgirl101
| 28
The alien probing reminds me of the very first South Park episode I saw. "Kick the baby."
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mcxhunni
| 0
that was my first one too!
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swimchica22
| 0
O.o awkward
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the_big_x
| 15
You totally deserve it for whining about something that's not a big deal.
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DocBastard
| 38
Have you ever had a hemorrhoid? No? Then I hope you get to experience the burning, intense pain, and profuse bleeding soon. Then you can come back and tell us all how pleasant an experience it is.
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taytoc
| 10
little probes swimming inside u
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DocBastard
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I see people in their 20's with hemorrhoids regularly. It isn't as uncommon as you think.
When the colonoscopy gets done, make sure you bring the wine and candles. It's a very romantic occasion.
When the colonoscopy gets done, make sure you bring the wine and candles. It's a very romantic occasion.
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guckylynn
| 19
Yeah... colonoscopies for 20 year olds are becoming more common. I had one at 20 for a polyp.
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jellitonoctopus
| 19
intimate date for his prostate and your finger.
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Pinkanani
| 12
Doc, your pictures are always interesting...what happened this time?
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KatrinaKitten
| 16
That's a first!
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rosesareblue15
| 0
Um, duh. Hence the "Guess there's a first time for everything."
And I am SO sorry if I'm a "hater."
And I am SO sorry if I'm a "hater."
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DocBastard
| 38
YDi for letting the adult in you out of its cage.
No, but seriously just remember that whatever you have, we've seen worse.
Unless you have Every1luvsboners' fist impacted in your rectum. There IS nothing worse than that.
No, but seriously just remember that whatever you have, we've seen worse.
Unless you have Every1luvsboners' fist impacted in your rectum. There IS nothing worse than that.
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amrik
| 11
oh that sucks. hope the hemorrhoids go away soon
When the colonoscopy gets done, make sure you bring the wine and candles. It's a very romantic occasion.