Health: Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I...

By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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DocBastard 38

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:16

I see people in their 20's with hemorrhoids regularly. It isn't as uncommon as you think. When the colonoscopy gets done, make sure you bring the wine and candles. It's a very romantic occasion.

marinus_fml 19

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:10

Too bad the doctor didn't also rub the prostate. I hear it's equivalent to the females G-Spot ;)

marinus_fml 19

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:10

Too bad the doctor didn't also rub the prostate. I hear it's equivalent to the females G-Spot ;)

nond2nv 4

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:15

I'm sure he's glad the doctor didn't do that.

ObeseKitten 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:31

VAMPIRE!!!!

TookaWooka666 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:50

Anal penetration.

pimpsgirl69 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:05

marinus ur hot just sayin

TookaWooka666 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:21

I think we can all agree here that Marinus is hot, but how hot is he? Well don't answer because it doesn't fucking matter, wear a shirt like everyone else!

braasilianx0 4

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:31

lol you mad you don't have a body to show off ?! ^

GeneralLeeAdyck 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:38

Yup...you're gay

TookaWooka666 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:38

I am pretty sure I have a body or else I wouldn't be alive at this moment.

TookaWooka666 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:40

Hey fuck everyone else at the moment, I got to say GeneralLee, hilarious pic.

braasilianx0 4

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:40

don't play stupid :)

TookaWooka666 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:45

Don't play stupid? Oh no I just had to comment on that shit cause really, i could care less about you bitch.

gabstahhh 8

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Friday 24 June 2011 18:44

Kinky.

aardvarkish 15

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Friday 24 June 2011 18:47

They always do that. That just make you talk so you don't notice it.

igotnolegs 1

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Friday 24 June 2011 21:03

because he's a faggot...

poopy56 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 22:09

what is a hemorrhoid and a colonoscopy

knightsfb 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 23:30

96 ever hear of google?

scrapmetal58 9

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Saturday 25 June 2011 0:24

Dude naw. Marinus heard from his own thoughts that it's pleasurable. ;)

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Saturday 25 June 2011 4:15

Had a female P. A. do that to me before, felt so good. Messed up the exam table though.

iLazy 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:13

Speechless

iSitt 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 20:45

the prep before the cscope will get the words out of you.

salvorican 24

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:14

Damn... Hope aliens don't wanna probe ur ass too..

iridedressage 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:57

reference to a Katy Perry song?

tona01 16

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:22

reference to the very old urban legend that when aliens abduct you, you get probed, or at least i hope it is not a reference to katy perry

salvorican 24

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:38

38 is right. I totally forgot that was in Katy Perrys song

sourgirl101 28

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Friday 24 June 2011 17:41

The alien probing reminds me of the very first South Park episode I saw. "Kick the baby."

mcxhunni 0

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Friday 24 June 2011 21:23

that was my first one too!

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:15

O.o awkward

the_big_x 15

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:15

You totally deserve it for whining about something that's not a big deal.

DocBastard 38

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:18

Have you ever had a hemorrhoid? No? Then I hope you get to experience the burning, intense pain, and profuse bleeding soon. Then you can come back and tell us all how pleasant an experience it is.

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:16

little probes swimming inside u

DocBastard 38

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:16

I see people in their 20's with hemorrhoids regularly. It isn't as uncommon as you think. When the colonoscopy gets done, make sure you bring the wine and candles. It's a very romantic occasion.

guckylynn 19

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Friday 24 June 2011 18:40

Yeah... colonoscopies for 20 year olds are becoming more common. I had one at 20 for a polyp.

jellitonoctopus 19

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:37

intimate date for his prostate and your finger.

Pinkanani 12

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Saturday 25 June 2011 3:04

Doc, your pictures are always interesting...what happened this time?

KatrinaKitten 16

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:28

That's a first!

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Sunday 26 June 2011 8:19

Um, duh. Hence the "Guess there's a first time for everything." And I am SO sorry if I'm a "hater."

DocBastard 38

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:29

YDi for letting the adult in you out of its cage. No, but seriously just remember that whatever you have, we've seen worse. Unless you have Every1luvsboners' fist impacted in your rectum. There IS nothing worse than that.