Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
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FacePalm69 0
Was it a roundhouse?
Livinia 11
Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.
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Comments (171)
JR559qwerty 0
I've been kicked in the face before to bro...I feel ya there
molavegurl 4
Peter Griffin: Roadhouse.
stuart169 3
Did chuck norris do it? Nah, you'd be dead, sorry.
amochizuki 4
Next time you get mugged, dont forget to have cash. LEARN bitch
ladybug_26 18
ahahahaha, that's too funny
GamerMatt97 0
what a dick hopefully cops get his lowlife ass
HunterAlpha1 8
you should have given him a bullet in the face.
Playful1985 9
you should have told the mugger that we are in a recession
Meowfml 8
I'm sorry would you rather be dead than beat up and alive? Plus would you rather of actually lost money?
shadowx41 0
was he white.... damn white ppl stealing shame on them