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chuck norris jokes are gay....like you
Regardless your sexuality and the animosity between the two of you. The joke sucked.
Something tells me that defense would never stand up in court
At least you lost no cash and took a mugging and managed to live. Coulda been worst.
could have been worst?
*worse
Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.
I remember that fml best one ever
I don't think you understand how frustrating it is when you go to all of the trouble of mugging someone and they don't even have the courtesy to inform you that they aren't carrying any cash. Try being a little more sensitive.
I take it you've had the misfortune to experience this problem? ^^^
Oh yes, many more a time than I am comfortable disclosing. However, rather than kicking muggees, I prefer to turn such injustice in to a positive situation by lecturing them, then shouting wildly and snapping all of their credit cards in half to make an example out of the situation for passersby.
that sucks dude
you should have had money for the man
that sucks :-/
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Was it a roundhouse?
Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.