Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Top comments
FacePalm69 0
Was it a roundhouse?
Livinia 11
Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.
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Comments (171)
xXSKYLARXx 0
well that sucks
d10cat 0
you are very beautiful
mintcar 10
Lots of FMLs about getting mugged.... This is why I should learn to teleport.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
well it could've been worse...he could've taken all the money out of your wallet ;)) saves yourself there bigtime
maphineRAWRS 10
haha, I always wondered what would happen if you didn't have money for them to take.. :P
SOD_sonofdixie 5
well now you know...... congrats
StudMuffinette 17
well, on the bright side... you didnt get any money stolen :)
Grapeguy 0
Sorry that you had to "face defeat" >.
Hi_I_am_Q 0
I like waffles...
Garyy_fml 11
he was getting mugged
Reddeaded 5
was it a chuck norris roundhouse kick?
ksmommy 0
Awwwwwwwwww ...that is like the saddest thing I've ever heard. I feel for ya