That's really cheerful. Thanks for sharing.

I enjoy your sarcasm

My neighbors make me cookies. :P

My neighbors kick gingers. It's an odd pastime.

Throw the remains in a lake and tell them that that will be them if they threaten you again.

#52 you live next door to ikickgingers?

Umm.. How do they see the note/the remains, if it's in a lake?

3, I have one that follows you with a stick and threatens to beat you if you go past his yard.

Nail guns do not actually shoot. They would have to pin you down and press it to your body for anything to happen... If that helps.

#3 and OP - I'd suggest hurling a brick(s) into their yard then call the cops if they lob them through your house

Wat!! He's gonna kill u?? Damn too much man he's gone too far!! Call da cops man!!

LUCKY!!! My cross-street neighbor gives me da look in her eye like when I'm riding my bike just around she just stares at me, creepy rite??

Rite first u do da bad then da good :)

Yup. OP lives on Elm street. Where the dreams are whacky, and the neighbors insane.

Haha rednecks smh

Rednecks in the UK?

Rednecks are everywhere it's a spreading disease!!!

Throw the football back with a note that says come and find me (:

Slash their car tires and then see who has the last slash!

Throw it again and see what happens :$

Light their front lawn on fire...

It's the Slash Slinging Slasher!

57 I believe it's the Hash Slinging Slasher

24, do you know that in England "having a slash" is another phrase for pissing?

But 24, anyone psycho enough to do that just because the football was on their lawn is surely psycho enough to hunt down and maim the person who slashed their tires!!!

Yours isn't funny.

This isn't goddamn call of duty, dumbass

Yeah, then we can all AC-130 the shit out of his house, that'll show him

23- not everything refers to call of duty

#71, you moron, where else do you get a bouncing betty?

its like you guys are speaking another language. I need to start playin call of duty hahahah

Bouncing Betty is used in Borderlands too :-/

But you can't place them. They just bounce into the air when the blow up.

45 I was thinking UNLEASH THE DOGS

Football=soccer in the UK

Since OP lives in the UK, I believe when he says "football", he means what we call soccer.

I wish everyone just called it FOOTBALL! That would make life simpler

I don't see why America had to go and call it soccer...

The word "soccer" was originated by an English chap, so go ask him why.

If everyone called it football, what would we call American football?

HandEgg.

how would playing flag football make a difference? WOWWWWWWWWWW. u still throw the football you idiot hahahahah

Wouldnt it be futbol if op meant soccer and not football?

No they speak English in the UK ..futbol= Spanish for football

Pump it full of mace and let them slash it open. And then a note that says don't destroy my property.

That's London Ontario not London England

That was nowhere close to being funny.

Seriously? Only a terrorist could come up with something like that

Plot twist - 20's a terrorist.