FML : Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked...

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 05:38 / Canada

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By davemojo | 0

#2906342 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

congratulations ur goin to marry abird

By lovelydarlings | 6

#2906320 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

She was just slap happy!

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By Kirashai | 9

#2906307 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:07

Ouch... but congratulations!!

OWNZ | 0

#2906384 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:12

Sounds like a real keeper! Now LET THE BLONDE JOKES BEGIN!!!

Zya_fml | 8

#2906423 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:15

She just couldn't take it. They were tears of joy and pain combined.

Valentina_Baby | 7

#2906426 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:15

She sounds like she's 12 lol

BaconDave | 12

#2906535 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:30

I don't see any blonde jokes

ObeseKitten | 0

#2906674 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:46

In this case it should be; Congraturations.

JipvS | 15

#2906847 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:09

That is so funny I can't imagine it didn't really happen. x)

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#2906954 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:27

she's a keeper

OWNZ | 0

#2907083 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:51

27- i know! Im dissapointed in you people! I figured it would be a perfect set up for some awesome blond jokes...

nicobington | 1

#2907183 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:03

number 12 i see what you did there

kyarush | 10

#2907549 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:56

lol that's also cute... sooo atleast she didn't say no

futtbuck101 | 1

#2907645 - Saturday 16 July 2011 19:15

Is she related to Forrest Gump?

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2907655 - Saturday 16 July 2011 19:18

girlfriend: OMG OMG OMG *smack* ow ! *cries* this is a sign from god!
boyfriend: What!?
girlfriend: I'm sorry Jimmy
boyfriend : Damn you God!

Malkria | 1

#2907662 - Saturday 16 July 2011 19:23

hahahaha nice one 131 that's funny! XD

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2908136 - Saturday 16 July 2011 20:13

congrats for being the first person to be engaged to a headless chicken. but seriously, congrats.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2908208 - Saturday 16 July 2011 20:25

-148 Only in Canada!

YourEvilHero | 12

#2908508 - Saturday 16 July 2011 22:17

15 looks like boxxy

2ndSucks | 15

#2908846 - Saturday 16 July 2011 23:27

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I got so excited I began flapping my hands like an airhead blonde and proceeded to slap myself in the face. FML

StopDropNRoll | 11

#2910753 - Sunday 17 July 2011 4:29

You forgot the part where you started crying!

2ndSucks | 15

#2911086 - Sunday 17 July 2011 5:33

I left it out cause I was embarrassed. :(

fmlwmty | 0

#2911551 - Sunday 17 July 2011 7:09

& ur marrying her?

EvilPotato | 14

#2919108 - Monday 18 July 2011 6:43

owned, did she say yes?

By canuckian028 | 0

#2906317 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

How is that an FML?

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2906522 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:27

you made her so happy she had to smack herself back to reality, explaining the tears of joy not pain....

By lilxsexii | 4

#2906319 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

Wouldnt that be F her life?

shovels | 0

#2906368 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:11

No, he has to marry her

applesuckers | 0

#2907124 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:55

He doesn't have to, he chose to.

changetheworld | 0

#2907206 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:07

Um, boobs.? O.o

SneakherHead | 5

#2907208 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:08

Boobs :D ^ . ^

sourgirl101 | 22

#2907249 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:12

Look down 95's shirt and slowly spell

A T T I C

mynameis1339 | 0

#2907399 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:36

Dam 95 great rack.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2908249 - Saturday 16 July 2011 20:36

To 95, everytime you comment I will imagine titty fucking you. That is all have a nice day.

SneakherHead | 5

#2910423 - Sunday 17 July 2011 3:25

B00BS :O ^ . ^

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2911053 - Sunday 17 July 2011 5:23

95- kinky pic and name ^_^

Angeon | 5

#3694984 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:19

Cute as hell

bluevayero | 36

#5261203 - Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:06

no cause he just found out whats going to happen to him

By lovelydarlings | 6

#2906320 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

She was just slap happy!

AppleCoFreak | 0

#2906973 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:30

Now that was a good one

efieldd4 | 0

#2911191 - Sunday 17 July 2011 5:58

ohhh, clever!

emodude44 | 0

#2912824 - Sunday 17 July 2011 9:13

Take these sunglasses and make me proud.

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#4636737 - Sunday 1 July 2012 3:47

I applaud you sir :) great comment!

By sieera00 | 8

#2906332 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

that sucks for her but congrats!! :)

By davemojo | 0

#2906342 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

congratulations ur goin to marry abird

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2912278 - Sunday 17 July 2011 7:41

your thins ups(143 right now) say iloveyou

evilamoebaattack | 20

#5999484 - Sunday 6 July 2014 7:26

a slappy bird, apparently xD

By FacePalm69 | 0

#2906346 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

Imaging this made me laugh.Hehehe

edogy | 0

#2906586 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:37

ditto

Sarajean32 | 5

#2908316 - Saturday 16 July 2011 21:02

HAH! Right?!

By Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2906353 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:10

LOL. btw Congrats (:

By A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2906382 - Saturday 16 July 2011 16:12

At least she's happy. It could've been worse by her saying no.

MrSassypants | 31

#2906904 - Saturday 16 July 2011 17:19

What if she was flapping her hands around being so happy that she could finally say no and lead to a break-up because she doesn't want to be with OP anymore? What if she was trying to fly away? Meh.