By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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lovelydarlings 6

She was just slap happy!

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OWNZ 0

Sounds like a real keeper! Now LET THE BLONDE JOKES BEGIN!!!

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Zya_fml 8

She just couldn't take it. They were tears of joy and pain combined.

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Valentina_Baby 7

She sounds like she's 12 lol

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ObeseKitten 0

In this case it should be; Congraturations.

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JipvS 15

That is so funny I can't imagine it didn't really happen. x)

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OWNZ 0

27- i know! Im dissapointed in you people! I figured it would be a perfect set up for some awesome blond jokes...

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nicobington 1

number 12 i see what you did there

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kyarush 10

lol that's also cute... sooo atleast she didn't say no

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futtbuck101 1

Is she related to Forrest Gump?

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Iamnotmyself 17

girlfriend: OMG OMG OMG *smack* ow ! *cries* this is a sign from god! boyfriend: What!? girlfriend: I'm sorry Jimmy boyfriend : Damn you God!

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Malkria 1

hahahaha nice one 131 that's funny! XD

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TheNewGuy03 28

congrats for being the first person to be engaged to a headless chicken. but seriously, congrats.

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YourEvilHero 12

15 looks like boxxy

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2ndSucks 15

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I got so excited I began flapping my hands like an airhead blonde and proceeded to slap myself in the face. FML

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StopDropNRoll 11

You forgot the part where you started crying!

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2ndSucks 15

I left it out cause I was embarrassed. :(

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ImaWiseGuy 5

you made her so happy she had to smack herself back to reality, explaining the tears of joy not pain....

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lilxsexii 4

Wouldnt that be F her life?

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applesuckers 0

He doesn't have to, he chose to.

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changetheworld 0

Um, boobs.? O.o

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sourgirl101 28

Look down 95's shirt and slowly spell A T T I C

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mynameis1339 0

Dam 95 great rack.

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Iamnotmyself 17

To 95, everytime you comment I will imagine titty ******* you. That is all have a nice day.

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SneakherHead 5

B00BS :O ^ . ^

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

95- kinky pic and name ^_^

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bluevayero 42

no cause he just found out whats going to happen to him

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lovelydarlings 6

She was just slap happy!

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emodude44 0

Take these sunglasses and make me proud.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I applaud you sir :) great comment!

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

your thins ups(143 right now) say iloveyou

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

LOL. btw Congrats (:

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A7X_LoVeee 10

At least she's happy. It could've been worse by her saying no.

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MrSassypants 33

What if she was flapping her hands around being so happy that she could finally say no and lead to a break-up because she doesn't want to be with OP anymore? What if she was trying to fly away? Meh.

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