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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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FacePalm69 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:07

Was it a roundhouse?

Livinia 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:32

Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.

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mekasia 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:05

I initially read this as, "Today, I got muggled". WAYYY too much HP...

1leah 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:00

That really sucks, but now I know that I should start carrying cash around instead of credit cards.

ThatDamnAzn 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:30

Lol that was fail on his part XD

jtrem12389 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:56

*kick* Road House.

TheRealStunts 27

Thursday 5 May 2016 13:08

Ydi for being poor. Just kidding, that sucks man

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