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Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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FacePalm69 0

Was it a roundhouse?

Livinia 11

Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.

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perdix 31

In some places, having no money for a mugger could get you killed. They figure that you are hiding your cash somewhere else on your person, but they don't want to make the effort to find it (Let's face it, these people don't want to work, otherwise they'd get a job, like as a debt collector).

poppo361 5

Must've been a ninja. Only they can kick high enough to reach your face.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

or maybe ops a midget

poppo361 5

Maybe the mugger was a giant.

xSummerRosaleex 1

Or has very flexible legs.

Im_a_GOAT 8

carry money next time...

d10cat 0

you should look into getting your concealed handgun liscence

perdix 31

Many years ago, when I got mugged in Texas, I wondered what would have happened if I had a gun on me at the time. The four muggers were on me before I knew it, so I don't think I would have had time to get my gun out. Even then, if I shot the one who I saw had a gun, what would happen with the other three all of whom were a few feet from me? Concealed carry sounds good in theory, but it really is more trouble than it's worth.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

a big ol' 44 mag is enough to scare off most muggers in the states without even having to fire it. if you fire it the other muggers/burglars will run like hell after they see the hole you left in their friend.

perdix 31

The one guy had his gun pointing in my face when he "introduced" himself to me. It wouldn't have mattered whether I had an RPG* in my pocket at that moment. By the time I whipped it out, I'd have been shot. *A Role-Playing Game would have been more useful than a Rocket-Propelled Grenade.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

solid point you got there but most muggers are mugging people because they're poor and can't afford things like guns so my point doesn't apply to you because you were ****** no matter what.

ReynshineCutting 10

The downside though in Texas is that lots of people have guns. If you see someone coming you'll have time but if they come up from behind you're ******. Granted I'm still getting my concealed carry when I move back to Texas next year because of the chance someone wouldn't have a gun or I'd be quicker. It's still totally worth it.

d10cat 0

I agree in theory nothing works if you never see them coming. but carrying is still a good idea you might see where a situation is going and be ready.

d10cat 0

true but ive had my carry for a few years now and even though I know I got it I still look a certain areas and try to avoid spots where there are to many unknown factors but even being the best fighter in the world doesn't help much when somebody is standing away from you holding a gun

preetaleet 9

If he got kicked in the face, he was probably on the ground guys. Or a ninja attacked him.

KatrinaKitten 16

More like FHL for the mugger.

hottiebrunette 0

YOUR FACE! GODDAMNIT!

Hi_I_am_Q 0

=3!!!!!!

ArsenalFan12 0

maybe if you were practicing karate and working out instead of posting on fl then this would not have been a problem

rkcxenocide 0

karate practitioners ******* suck. I could own them

OakChair 14

Better than getting mugged AND robbed, at least in my opinion.