Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
dude1122332 9
Geez.. That's so messed up. Sorry that your (hopefully) ex boyfriend is a total ass. You deserve better.
jvmateo 0
There's a reason why the word sex is in oral SEX. Feel sorry for OP though.
FMLephant 2
Is your boyfriend Bill Clinton?
Helloilike_lacro 8
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
PYLrulz 17
It depends on what the definition of "it" is
Ray_of_midnight 22
Came here for the Bill Clinton references, leaving satisfied.
Danielt104 6
You just made my ******* day!
MissMisc3 7
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to say it...
darwinism 30
Sorry to say OP, but "standing firm" to your arguement, you put your foot in you mouth, or in this case you boyfriends' dick in your sisters' mouth. A guys' interpretation of this arguement is "I can put my dick in any girls mouth and my girfriend will not mind!" YDI PS. Do not make any arguements about anal.
transcedental 18
I can't stand people like you. I can stand firm to saying that fingering, handjobs and oral sex isn't really quite sex. Hey, flirting and kissing is not sex either but it's still considered cheating. I refuse to believe that "a guy's interpretatin" is to go stick his junk in her sister. I believe that's a "jackass's interpretention". It's not a YDI no matter how you twist it.
GVirdi 11
20 with your logic... I'm not a guy So either you are a sexist bastard or I've been living a lie for the past 16 years and you apparently know something I don't...?
Yorih 19
37 - I am a guy and I still think his view is retarded Maybe I'm weird, but I like to stay faithful to my girlfriend
rudegirlmania 10
I'm having a serious internal debate trying to decide whether or not to thumb you up, 32...at the start your comment is great and it ends fantastically too, but the part where you say flirting is cheating...that's so wrong, I can't bring myself to thumb you up. But...you called the guy above you a jackass so I'm not going to thumb you down. AGH commenting didn't help, I'm just gonna walk away with no thumbs pushed : ((
Keliosan 6
20- Their argument was about wether or not it was sex not if it was cheating. Plenty of non sexual acts are considered cheating so your statement is just huge invalid bullshit. To the flirting being cheating thing that's really more based on the couple than just generally everyone. Some people are comfortable enough in their relationships to not care and some aren't or just don't think it's respectful of their partner(that would be me)
GVirdi 11
47 I am a guy but with 20s logic I'm not I think i just need to work on my wording to get the message across
fmessiah 19
I don't like your sister or your boyfriend.
nela25 23
It comes down to the point where if you are in a committed relationship with someone, you shouldn't be having any sexual relations with anyone else if it bothers at least one person.
DocBastard 38
Does telling your boyfriend that oral sex isn't sex not make you an idiot? Then you're not an idiot.
Helloilike_lacro 8
Gah I hate double negatives
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
I'm sorry but that blows..
Dusty_Busters 15
Nice!
funnylovebeach 1
Haha get it cuz the bf is gettin blown
LuckyLynx7732 5
Whats with all the ***** sisters lately? I know your supposed to teach your kids to share, but damn.
perdix 29
And two people who don't know how to lock doors!
ThatWizGuy 1
That's your fault, he proved you wrong but in the end he had to cheat to do it. Break up with him but learn from this.
PerfasarusRex 3
If this is the case then he wasn't even ready to be in a relationship with anyone. Proving a point should never be more important than the relationship itself.
melikeyturtles 3
OP totally brought it on herself. Saying oral is not really sex just left the door open for the boyfriend to "not have sex" with whomever he chose.
DjeePee 24
Wait, are you two actually so friggin' damn stupid to think that it's OP's fault she was cheated on? She did not push his head between her legs/opened her sister's mouth to put his dick in it. People should not have to say to their partner what's considered cheating, because normally, common sense would tell them. Eurgh. The stupitidy in this FML and the overload of YDI are killing me.
shutyourmouth12Z 7
What does YDI mean?
Cheverez 8
YDI means "You dumb idiot"