Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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Top comments
onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
Briiyahh 7
I'd probably kill them
redmane 21
Prison it is.
Briiyahh 7
Not literally figuratively :)
perdix 29
Kicking a guy in the balls is not considered murder, so don't kill the son-of-a-bitch ;)
Keliosan 6
Man that's not even fun to joke about...just thinking about it makes want to go lay down for a few mins...
TormundGiantBane 3
Should we also sexually assault women for doing things, psycho?
unknown_user5566 26
171- No, but we should all get a sense of humor. ;)
TormundGiantBane 3
Humor is forbidden 193. It's in the feminists PC handbook. Chapter 12, titled "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"
drunkandfml 11
Dump his ass!
emilyjgraham 34
best thing is that they discussed whether or not is yr classed as SEX not cheating, but the boyfriend being an obvious douche assumed if it's not sex it's not cheating. ha, boy was he wrong!
transcedental 18
I wonder whether they argued if it's sex or not due to the question itself, or because she didnt' want to do it. Meh, either way she doesn't deserve that.
deequu 20
Apparently it is a fact that oral sex is sex. And apparently a lot of the new generation believes it is not even when it is.
lsheldon2018 14
Bill Clinton got away with it!
TormundGiantBane 3
"That depends on what the definition of 'is'."
outoftown 26
48, only until that blue dress turned up.
bspiper87 7
Thats cool...while your sister was blowing him, you should have went and sat on his face......threesome
perdix 29
What an effective form of punishment! Ladies, I've been bad -- real bad, will two of you come over and teach me a lesson? IDI!
p_syko 5
I can't argue with logic like that :)
sbuxsux11 8
youre a total idiot
DiruKitty18 8
I like the way you think.. >.>
RedPillSucks 31
perdix, As you suffocate to death, they'll be sure to keep going while rigor mortis keeps you... ridged.
Crazberry 5
Your sister's a vile little tramp, your boyfriend is a douchebag and a waste of air, and you very clearly didn't pay attention in health class. While oral sex may not be considered sex to some because there's no penetration of the ******, it IS a sexual act. If he was pestering you for oral, you should have just told him no. It's like any other part of sex. No partner should be forced or coerced into doing something they don't feel comfortable doing.
fordneagles 34
The sister is obviously a massive bitch and the boyfriend is no better, but there's a teeny little YDI for being so apparently uneducated on the matter. According to your own argument, they've done nothing wrong because they haven't had sex (not saying I agree, just pointing out the flaw). Clearly they've done something wrong, so you must think that oral sex is sex otherwise this wouldn't be bothering you. Make up your mind OP
Keliosan 6
So you're saying that because she doesn't consider it sex she should be ok with her sister giving her boyfriend head? The argument was not about cheating it was about sex. If your bf/gf makes out with everyone you know should you be fine because she didn't have sex with any of them? Although I'm sure everyone that thinks "YDI" is with you your argument is flawed from the beginning and makes you look stupid.
DjeePee 24
"According to your own argument, they've done nothing wrong because they haven't had sex (not saying I agree, just pointing out the flaw). Clearly they've done something wrong, so you must think that oral sex is sex otherwise this wouldn't be bothering you." Sorry, my lady, but you're the one who has a flaw in her argument. If I listen to your comment, then there's nothing wrong with kissing another person or touching sexual related body parts of the opposite gender, because it's not sex, right? Maybe you're completely fine with your partner penetrating another person's mouth with his tongue, but I (and in all honesty, most couples) consider that as cheating.
perdix 29
Buying your sister expensive jewelry is not sex, either (ee), but it is something else he shouldn't be doing.