Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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ChattyKathy0502 2
I agree that oral sex is sex. I mean it's kind of a given. However, I do not believe that you deserved it. All these morons saying that you deserved it because you opened the door by arguing that it wasn't sex are just that... Morons. It doesn't give him the right to go stick his dick in someone's mouth. Regardless it's still cheating. Kissing is sex by any means but if I see my boyfriend kissing someone you better believe I'm going to rip him a new one. Even if he was trying to prove a point it was still wrong. He could have went about it a different way. We have technology now look it up or something. Even still it was a debate or an argument whichever it was all opinion based. Dump his ass and tell your sister to get her shot straight and stop being a twat.
jessica53139 10
I can't believe your sister would do that to you
jokinghazard 3
I don't get why so many people said you deserved it on this one, it's not your fault he cheated
jmcr 27
What i dont get is how the hell op deserves this?
waukesha 7
Nice sister you got there.
g_moonaayy 10
Ahhh, but he wasn't having sex with your sister.
Thekbking 11
the hoe deserved it if she doesn't think its a typebof sex. its called oral sex for a reason. she prolly just wanted an excuse to cheat on her bf.
MissLily_fml 4
Sorry but you deserved this;). Your bad for saying oral sex is not sex...;). Lol unreal.
ajs1987 15
I believe you must've known that he was a tool beforehand. Therefore I must ask, what did you think was going to happen?
xxreikoxx 31
I never took any sex education classes in any school that I attended, and even I know that sex is sex, no matter what hole is used. My only sympathy is that I hope you're no longer dating him, even though you set yourself up to be cheated on. OP, you fail and really deserved that.