Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
Jmo5050 5
Ayy baby i love oral sex and if you like giving it. Illl be sure to come see you :)
failmagnet 1
it might not have been sex but it was still cheating
aleia18 3
Actually , oral is sex. Look it up.
facepalm4evry1 2
I wonder how old the OP is, youngest allowed on the site is 13,this is speculation but well if the op is 13, and say her boyfriend is 13 and her sister is 8 shouldn't the OP tell her parents that her sleaze bag who should be her ex boyfriend talked her little sister into giving him head so appropriate charges can be filed? OP ....oral SEX if it was not a sexual act sex would not be in the name. wonder if the op believes a hand job or anal aren't sex either ? both acts are a form of Sexual gratification. I am not going to judge the sister, for all we know she could be a little kid and her sister could be an immature adult living in the parents home with a pedophile boyfriend.
jayzyone 4
So NOW it is sex, huh.
ShadowDhampire 3
If it has the word SEX in it, it's a form of sex. If its a position used DURING sex, chances are IT'S SEX!
IllyriaSaxon 3
It's called oral SEX.... and to all those saying that you do not lose your virginity by having oral sex, so therefore it's not really sex.... look up virginity. It doesn't mean having sex...it means that particular body part tearing....
failurelavida 6
Oral sex Oral ____ What's that word? Oh yeah SEX we don't say it cause it's a fun word...
mop909head 1
Kind of epic. Lol wrong but still entertaining for me
Pikachu17 13
It's called oral SEX