By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
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Your milkshake brings all the customers to the dealership?

Volcan_fml 22

If you've got it, flaunt it.


Your milkshake brings all the customers to the dealership?

And they're like, it's time to buy cars!

SApprentice 34

Damn right, they've all got four doors I could teach you But they're turbocharged

If you want it, it drives them crazy! If you want it, milk those ladies!

Volcan_fml 22

If you've got it, flaunt it.

If you've got it and you're a guy, that's just nasty.

SApprentice 34

20- Why are guys not allowed to have it?

Because I don't think I've heard a girl say "look at those moobs! That guy has a nice set!"

I'm not saying you shouldn't flaunt it, but most girls don't find that too appealing.

it doesn't have to be moobs that you flaunt ^.^

insertnameherr 11

Are you kidding? Moobs are the best. It's so awesome when they're majestically bouncing in the wind while attached to an out of shape jogger!

I wouldn't be surprised if he sold him a car with weak shocks.

I was kind of disgusted by the FML, untiI read the last sentence. Then it was hilarious xD

OhDearBetrayal 25

Yay sexism! Remember kids, it's a heinous crime to mess with a woman's body, but as long as it's a males then it is socially acceptable.

Then why would it matter at all? Why would OP put his gender if it shouldn't have mattered?

OhDearBetrayal 25

16- Usually woman's breasts are objectified sexually and are therefore more likely to be harassed, but the reason why the OP being male was mentioned in this FML is because the objectification was based on embarrassment. Either way, a mans breasts should not have to face such molestation. Equal protection to all breasts! That's my motto.

Ok I agree :)

I wouldn't say molestation. The customer probably was doing it out of amusement, not sexual pleasure, if that's what their intent was. I don't know a lot of gay men that are into breasts (I'm sure there are chubby chasers, just chances are it was amusement).

Get a sports bra

At least you got a sale.

Well that's rather awkward, congrats on selling a car though!

SApprentice 34

Work it, sweetie. You just made a sell, right? Plenty of people like a guy who can rock his boobies. Embrace it. Take it as a compliment. You can go far, my friend.

Wiggle it... just a little bit! *whoop whoop*

Nothing wrong with a nice set of moobs.