FML : Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional...

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thanksmom - / Wednesday 2 February 2011 02:01 / United States

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By schwancy | 2

#2035884 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:06

Her house, her rules.

By RinnieRiot | 9

#2035903 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:11

At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

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By schwancy | 2

#2035884 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:06

Her house, her rules.

summersizzle | 0

#2036097 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:19

well this is the perfect opportunity to speed things up without getting in trouble for it.

auzzrage | 1

#2036107 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:24

shoulda taken up the opportunity and took off yours to

pimplayer | 0

#2037345 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:35

when can I come over your place? fuck it let's have a party !

BloodyHeel | 8

#2039454 - Thursday 3 February 2011 2:19

Pants off Friday.

By runninbrotha | 0

#2035894 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:09

haha.... you r in her house though...

By coballan55 | 0

#2035899 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:10

listen there's nothing wrong with that... ydi for not joining in the fun

By RinnieRiot | 9

#2035903 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:11

At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

BWill9014 | 4

#2036058 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:55

You have nice eyes... and I mean that in a none random black guy stalker kinda way

davidjr_saldana | 0

#2036557 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:37

or she was commando

vaguenotvogue | 13

#6442403 - Friday 23 October 2015 13:20

I'm from the UK, and 'pants' here means underwear. This FML seemed worse from my perspective..

By newjerseyguy | 0

#2035906 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:12

lol she wants to see your mans dick

By mandasdrey | 0

#2035912 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:13

your mom rocks.! consider it as a favor!

By sourgirl101 | 25

#2035916 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:14

I bet he'll be at your house more often.

By THEMTCHELL | 0

#2035920 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:14

pants are always optional.

lovexbox | 8

#2036144 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:32

exactly ^^

enoughgrace | 4

#2036822 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:21

That's correct. Seem's like you were the odd girl out for having them on. Your name is "thanksmom" so I'm assuming it all worked out in your favor.

By nebula748 | 14

#2035930 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:19

inb4 threesome

By iR0ckSkinnys | 3

#2035938 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:20

Lol at least you have a fun loving mother and not one that is serious all the time!! 

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