Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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Comments (83)
musu_fml 0
Here's the real problem here: "running late". You knew you had a big date and deliberately set out to prepare... ...and you were dumb enough to run late? Surely you've scrubbed up before...how could you not know how long you'd need? YDI.
purplestuff_fml 0
Oh god.. that sucks, nearly happened to me before! lucky I wasn't in a hurry ;)
Heathersaur 0
That sucks! Hopefully he didn't notice.
hamburglar 0
Why not just put on pants?
BaldOuting 0
at least you caught it before leaving the house!
Neenertastic 0
stockings...tights...cavegirl look...
thankscupcake 0
Most guys don't care. I know girls in general are really freaked out about hair on their legs, but out of all the guys out there, how many of you would really hold it against a girl. If it was me I would have just made a joke about it. It's just not a big deal. Besides it's spring and most girls wear tights under their dresses. This isn't a FML.
takemeaway10 0
@#22: Dumb enough to run late? It's not possible that she had other obligations, like a job?? #25: She bought a new dress and she wanted to wear it. To people telling her to shave the other leg real quickly, BAD IDEA. SHe should've just called the date and said she's running late. If he didn't understand, he's probably not worth the date.
nysouby 6
thats okay.. dumb people do that.. its normal.. lol
Spiffy 0
This isn't an FML unless you were already on your date. Why couldn't you just go shave the other leg or wear stockings or something?