By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
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cinnamania 3
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Oh, wow. She's lovely.

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Luckster 0
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Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman. Time for her to become an Ex. I hope you're well!

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cinnamania 3
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Oh, wow. She's lovely.

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KiSsKiZzy 0
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That is fucking funny!!! Lmao!

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michael32123 0
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it's cause she's the woman in the relationship. we tell them what to do and hopefully they never leave the kitchen where they are supposed to be

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mrstomkaulitz 0
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stop telling her what to do you selfish bastard!!! jkjkjk lol

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toqwert 0
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Bitch alert! Bitch alert! Bitch alert! Initiating dump procedure... No but seriously, give up she's not worth it.

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Jezlovespink 5
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Thats y op u dont cry wolf....ddnt u learn that wen u were little??? Get it

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Futt_Buck 0
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what a relationship...

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DarkPrince_fml 0
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run her over and drive away and if she moans heelllpppp then you say fk you don't tell me what to do spit on her and drive away

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minorixxxx 0
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Whoa, harsh dude. That's just messed up.

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thunder24 0
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Wow dump that girl! She obviously doesn't care about u to much. Sorry bro

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ThotBoutTheGame 0
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are you sure she heard the part about you being in the hospital?

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eastsidehippie 0
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Wrong time of the month dude.

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Just94 0
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She must have had a reason to say that. DO you always tell her what to do?

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Luckster 0
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Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman. Time for her to become an Ex. I hope you're well!

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laurieloulou 0
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Maybe he is a bit rude to begin with to cause her to say that.

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cp399 14
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That's like saying that rapists make you ashamed to have sex. I don't see how her being a woman has anything to do with it.

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asxp10 0
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What a bitch. Why do you date her?

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