Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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Comments (83)
Wildbluesun 2
Fishnets! Fishnet tights/stockings are the ultimate leg-hair-hider. If I let my (thick, dark) hair grow - I have really pale skin - I could style it into mini mohawks. But black fishnets look great with everything and then your hair can just blend.
G_thelegend 0
so you had time to post this on fml but not enough time to shave one leg? FAIL
JaaAaack69 0
unless u grow over an inch of hair on your legs over night, I don't see how this is a problem.
infectedsense 15
Not all women shave their legs every day. We're lazy! I'm single and I wear jeans to work :P
signuplogin 1
I understand cuz I have thick brown hair and I always do tht and then I notice when I change 4 gym:/
ms04007 0
Sorry but I wash my hair every time I shower... But I've totally forgotten a leg when shaving.
icepick23 12
During dinner, just go to the bathroom and shave the other leg. Use a butter knife and hand soap. Works every time.
quackImapenguin 16
Start a new fashion trend! Then the next fashion trend (hopefully for permanent) will be not shaving at all, which will save us all much time and money.