Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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Comments (83)
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA xD well its all good if ur not hairy that much but if u look like a monkey then FYL
dg72592_fml 0
um so get a wet washcloth, dampen your other leg, & shave it? it would only take a minute...
a1mostevi1 0
its not like you forgot to shave one armpit or something..
Merlin_44 0
i agree with 31. def not an FML.
Lalalal_fml 0
OMG YOU HAVE HAIR ON ONE OF YOUR LEGS. Kids in Nicaragua? Nah, YOUR life if ****** up. I send you all my best wishes and hope you will survive this tragedy.
soozin 0
lol least you realized it before you left
kiko1544463 0
xDhahah the more u hurry the slower u go cuz u mess up more
tiffanee 0
you guys are so harsh. if she was in a rush, shaving would suck cuz she could cut herself. blood is so sexy obvs...
ILoveJace01 0
Lol omg that's horrible. I can't believe you forgot to shave your other leg. Be careful next time!
tiltwrestler 0
oohhhh baby you so sexayy!!! On a different note: if it makes you feel any better, guys don't worry about hair as much as guys do. It's just not that big of a deal. Kissing is kissing, bonding is bonding, talking is talking, and sex is sex, with or without leg hair. And that's pretty much our goal, any guy can agree.