Plop!

By Anonymous - 31/10/2022 16:00

Spicy
Today, I pissed out a kidney stone the size of a sweetcorn. Doesn’t sound big, but you just try pissing one out. My poor knob feels like it’s been attacked by rusty steel wool wrapped around a full-speed drill bit. I’m genuinely scared that the next time I piss will be full of blood. FML
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Chazzster 28

You have my sympathy, kidney stones are indeed very painful! Be glad you passed it. Talk to your doctor about what you can do to reduce the chances of getting them - Sometimes it’s matter of diet.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Definitely talk to your urologist about treatment options and reducing risk of one getting stuck. Having had one surgically extracted, I can tell you it is fortunate yours passed. Diet options include cutting back on sodium/salt, drinking lots of water, cut back on sodas and processed foods.

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Chazzster 28

You have my sympathy, kidney stones are indeed very painful! Be glad you passed it. Talk to your doctor about what you can do to reduce the chances of getting them - Sometimes it’s matter of diet.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Definitely talk to your urologist about treatment options and reducing risk of one getting stuck. Having had one surgically extracted, I can tell you it is fortunate yours passed. Diet options include cutting back on sodium/salt, drinking lots of water, cut back on sodas and processed foods.

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Thaylok 17

And caffeine is a diuretic (makes you pee/dehydrate). Thay is a pain I would not wish on my worse enemy.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

@Thaylok Aye, that was the damn worst pain in my life! Thank God for the ER. I was told it's comparable to child birth...

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