Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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Comments (83)
DizzyDemon0 9
eh. just call him and tell him you're running a little late. if you show up looking splendid...a guy will not care. just make sure it's worth the wait *wink
ohhboyy 0
how hairy are you that this is an actual FML!? unless your italian then thats where id understand
Melodyfire 0
ha happened to me before ^_^
poison29 0
OH NO!!!!! big deal.
mastershake 0
pahahaha dude she was running late so she had to leave and what if this was the first time she saved her legs in a longgg time lol you could prolly definately tell. and what if theres sex afterwards haha you dont want one hairy leg!
takemeaway10 0
@#33: I know it only takes a few minutes. Still, you tend to mess things up when you're rushing. Would you want someone to rush and give you a haircut or trim? I'm no Amazonian, either; I'm black and the hairs on my leg are extremely fine, so they take about a month to fully grow out and it's hard to see unless you get close. STILL, no one could pay me to rush a shaving job.
heyhoe_fml 0
lulz @ 17. and seriously, he is NOT going to give a shit that you spent an hour doing a perfect hair style. seriously, no hairstyle should take a whole hour. damn women are ******* stupid
marycjones 0
This is the most worthless FML I've ever read in the history of FMLs. Who the hell cares??!?????
xjadex_fml 0
haha. ive done that before.
Froppo 0
You may have just started a new fashion trend for women around the world. Congrats.