Animals: Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After...

By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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How can I stay mad at you?

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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Poker face

By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

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By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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shorty6823 28

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:24

Probably hiding. I know my dog hides under our recliner and hides stuff she knows she shouldn't have taken, like a shoe.

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:25

These are the times that try men's soles!

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LiveLoveLaugh8 4

Tuesday 8 January 2013 18:37

This happened to me too when I was on vacation in Florida. I thought I would never see her again because I live many states away, and we were not going to be down there much longer. Hours after me and my family searched and searched, the neighbor came over and said my dog was swimming with her kids the whole time. The same week she took a nap under the chair in the living room of my cousins house in FL for hours and ignored our calls for her. I cried because I thought she was gone this time for good. We still have her now and she is 15years old.

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 18:44

I don't have a dog, but my cat does the same thing. Hides in a tight space that you would never look. I feel for you OP. griefed by your own pet

MissMess 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 19:14

Hmm. Replied to wrong comment...

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 19:26

Be thankful your dog is safe. It's just a pair of shoes. Not something super important. Just shoes. Those are replaceable, dogs (and other companion animals) are not.