How can I stay mad at you?

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
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Anderling 32

The dog doesn’t know that those shoes are expensive. Dogs don’t understand capitalism. It’s significantly easier and cheaper to provide adequate chew toys and enrichment to redirect your dog to than it is to yell at an animal that doesn’t know what it did wrong, just that you exploded on it for what it believes is no reason.

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D J's MOM 17

hey! go a little easier on her people. OP, the negative posters here are 'casting stones'. it was a natural gut reaction. The fact that you didn't hit your doggo and immediately realized your mistake shows how much you love your baby. you learned a valuable lesson to keep those items out of reach. I'll bet you made it up to your baby with lots of cuddles, love n treats.

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RichardPencil 30

Is that your feeling about materialism? Can you send me $1,000?

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Anderling 32

The dog doesn’t know that those shoes are expensive. Dogs don’t understand capitalism. It’s significantly easier and cheaper to provide adequate chew toys and enrichment to redirect your dog to than it is to yell at an animal that doesn’t know what it did wrong, just that you exploded on it for what it believes is no reason.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Where are you getting the money for expensive shoes when the rest of us can't even afford to get verified on Twitter and insult Elon Musk for making us pay to get verified on Twitter?

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D J's MOM 17

hey! go a little easier on her people. OP, the negative posters here are 'casting stones'. it was a natural gut reaction. The fact that you didn't hit your doggo and immediately realized your mistake shows how much you love your baby. you learned a valuable lesson to keep those items out of reach. I'll bet you made it up to your baby with lots of cuddles, love n treats.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

This is why you put such things out of reach of pets and children.

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