train your dog to behave properly

Sounds like your dog is in heat

Just don’t procreate. Please. Society cannot handle your lack of discipline.

*half-eaten. Half-ate is four (or for?) I don’t think the cat feared only the butt-sniffing.

A steel chain will solve the chewing + plenty of outdoor exercise/ walking, a chew toy, and a car crate indoors will solve the rambunctiousness.

So you normally leave him tied up outside all night? That’s just wrong!

Are... are you saying you leave your dog tied up when it’s outside? :(

from the sounds of this you usually keep your dog tied up outside. you don't deserve to have a dog. keeping it tied up outside is cruel. ydi

Does that mean you normally just your him to something outside and leave him there on his own? No wonder he's not behaving...

There's these awesome inventions called crates. And if you would train your dog instead of just leaving him tied up like a friggin yard ornament it would help