By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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shorty6823 28

Probably hiding. I know my dog hides under our recliner and hides stuff she knows she shouldn't have taken, like a shoe.

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perdix 29

These are the times that try men's soles!

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rivaraven 35

So... you rather go on the streets than search the house first?

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GayMatt 22

you got some workout and the dog had fun.:)

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alwaysbored13 14

At least you know he's safe.

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4ugu4 7

Woah, Noor never gets thumbed down.

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RinaRina 9

Just be happy he was okay :) i know it sucks! But a shoe is replace able. A dog is not, at least not in my opinion :)

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Xotoolyxo 16

Silly dog, check all over the house better next time

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linnie_wesker 20

Why would you leave your dog home alone wearing a muzzle? How can he drink water? What if it got caught on something?

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moonwing 17

Muzzle is another name for mouth when talking about dogs...

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