Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
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mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
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Comments (126)
StompinOnCrayons 15
Click the exit button, and try to find some friends. Just not ones who are little enough to want to watch the films
MzZombicidal 36
There's nothing wrong with enjoying kids movies at an older age. Some of them are adorable and just fun to watch!
Sophie_Hart 9
this will be me -_-
AntiPrude 26
Oh dear lol, this reminds of the picture online of an unfortunate looking scout boy holding a pocket knife with the caption "Touch my virginity and I'll stab you"
Sophie_Hart 9
animated movies are great. r u saying im a virgin?
AntiPrude 26
You know you're not a virgin.
Reverend_Rabbitt 0
I don't see anything wrong with it. Do what makes you happy. My wife and I stopped going to bars because of the expense and the drama. Now one of our favorite sates is to go to a quiet restaurant and play cards or dice, or if we go with friends, to play munchkin or cards against humanity.
Mynamewontfi 40
Sounds like my regular saturday night. I don't see what's wrong with it. If you like what you're doing, who cares what others think?
Curlytwirly22 17
Its okay OP it happens to the best of us :)
buckdharma 38
You have technology, instead of abc's Soon your life is gonna be a candy store of home tv It's all brain candy, oh brain candy Brain candy melts in your mouth not in your hand... understand
Gittoh 21
I miss the old cartoons...you know, those who actually looked good. I used to watch cartoons a lot but now I dislike them :(
Lomus 24
That's nice. What's your point?
8born8 18
43, the point is, we all have an inner child. Sometimes there's nothing better than watching a movie, or cartoon (eg tom and jerry) and feeling like a kid again, with not a care in the world.
h0rrid 6
You shouldn't be ashamed of the things you like. Unless it is murdering people.
jddrinker 6
Don't feel bad. I'm 34 single and I watched turbo yesterday.