Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
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mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
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Comments (126)
Oley 27
Cool!!!!
baseballdude1283 18
One is simply never too old for Monsters inc.
WolfGirlRin 12
Or anything Disney for that matter.
kurodansei 16
invite someone over to watch it and maybe you wont be so single.
Lomus 24
OP, why aren't you watching Doctor Who tonight?
cricketsins 36
They probably already watched it. I know that some people find it tempting to watch them multiple times (or is that just me?) but I have personally found that my heart can only take so many orgasms in a two hour period before I've got to take a break.
Lomus 24
In that case it's time to stop and think about what you've watched, not to whinge that you have nothing to do on your Saturday night.
omgimdying 15
they are good movies that are worth watching!
DKjazz 20
You don't have to be in a relationship to be happy. Not every single person has to settle down and have kids. There's nothing wrong with partaking in entertainment marketed towards kids either. It can be a real palate cleanser, actually.
kurodansei 16
except..... no man is an island. A romantic relationship is a pretty healthy thing to have even if it's not sexual.
amisenho 11
Says you, kurodansei. You completely missed DKjazz's point.
carelessxdanger 9
so... you're fun, smart enough to wait for the right person to come along, and you're a homebody? dont let society tell you who you have to be. you're pretty cool (:
jannatanelle 5
I disagree he is obviously not happy where he is in life and thats a personal decision, not societys opinion. please keep in mind women who have children after 35 have much higher risks for birth defects and mental health/ sensory issues. your and your future mates time is ticking if your looking to start a family I'd get on that.
carelessxdanger 9
well, we can agree to disagree ;)
amisenho 11
The only way I could possibly agree with jannatanelle is that OP is complaining about his/her state of affairs. If OP is that concerned about keeping up with society's demands, maybe; but if OP is happy with this routine and upset that society won't accept him/her, then I'd have to disagree with jannatanelle.
pdp_fml 21
Get a life? I know that this comment will get a thumbs down, but I think it's time to find some friends. Have a great life.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#20 just because OP chooses to stay at home and watch two incredibly great and funny movies does not mean he has no life it just means he hasn't found the right person to share it with yet.
cricketsins 36
Nothing wrong with that! My boyfriend and I have different taste in movies but we can always enjoy a good disney or pixar movie together. We watched Mulan last night, in fact. A good significant other isn't going to turn you away because you watch Monsters University. They're going to sit down and watch the **** out of it with you.
8born8 18
I love your wording. All sweet and innocent disney/pixar, then BAM! Adult content. Hehehe, glorious.
carelessxdanger 9
i give you two thumbs up for the optimism lol ;)