Miscellaneous: Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 8 089

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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You deserved it 48 848

By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 028

You deserved it 8 489

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 834

You deserved it 10 299

By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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You deserved it 50 228

By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 256

You deserved it 6 677

By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 035

You deserved it 9 143

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 2 895

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

Forever alone

By forever alone - 27/03/2022 16:00

Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML

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You deserved it 176

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 812

You deserved it 70 668

mercifulbane 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 10:02

be proud of what you do!

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 24 November 2013 10:04

Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.

Comments

the_real_dvd 21

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:03

I'm sure there are plenty of other 30 something's that's would be happy to spend a night in watching movies with you. Put yourself out there and find that person.

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:31

Nothing wrong with that. I've never understood the idea that a person needs to be going out every weekend in order to be having fun and not be seen as a loser. I like quiet weekends in. :)

laurelwhite93 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:53

That sounds like a fantastic night idc who you are! Lol

freeznFrenky 2

Monday 25 November 2013 0:03

Get a haircut, start running for a sport, change your clothing, read about socializing en use your just experienced awareness.

alex_jaguara 31

Monday 25 November 2013 0:17

Don't worry, OP. You are not alone. I'm 26, single and also like animated movies.

Nish007 15

Monday 25 November 2013 4:43

have you seen Turbo??

nerdy_girl 4

Monday 25 November 2013 5:42

I domt get how this is an fml those movies r awesome

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 25 November 2013 6:51

Do worry about that. I'm 19 and I willingly bought both

bme1993 7

Monday 25 November 2013 10:14

why so down? I love kiddy movies and I'm not ashamed to say it! I actually watched both of those movies at the theatre this summer : ) hope you enjoyed them as much as I did!