Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML
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Sencilia
| 14
She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.
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omgbrainZ_fml
| 24
At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...
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omgbrainZ_fml
| 24
At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...
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littlerawr
| 13
true that.
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SmuggletheBudgie
| 15
that be true.
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glitterkuro
| 18
Why exactly would that be worse? I assumed that by "everything else", OP means literally everything including underwear. Why would her being topless be worse than her being bottomless?
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omgbrainZ_fml
| 24
Usually, out of politeness, when you try underwear, you keep yours...
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Kamon97
| 23
I can't believe someone that stupid came from Canada >.
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Lisee92
| 18
I'm sure she just wants the D(ecent looking sweater)
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jkmartinjk
| 16
@44: Seriously dude? You live in Toronto... There's a huge idiot there right now.
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feven
| 32
Maybe she usually wears her sweaters without anything else on.
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Somuchart
| 3
So, how'd it look on her?
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ReallyHottChic
| 14
Ha! Good Luck Trying To Forget That Image... For The Rest Of Your Life!
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ChenEighty
| 20
Holy capitalization, Batman. Why do so many people type like this...?
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ReallyHottChic
| 14
Because I'm Awesome!!! LoL
Nah Just Use To Raising My Voice (since everyone claims I mumble- deaf much?) When Ever I Speak So WHY NOT EXPRESS IT THROUGH TEXT TOO! Can You Hear Me Now?
Nah Just Use To Raising My Voice (since everyone claims I mumble- deaf much?) When Ever I Speak So WHY NOT EXPRESS IT THROUGH TEXT TOO! Can You Hear Me Now?
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Flickstar23
| 10
But I don't read it louder, I read it with short pauses between each word
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Arrow44
| 10
Haha! It's alright I try to interpret text as if you are saying it so the little voice in my head did get louder.
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NeatNit
| 32
Shouting is usually indicated LIKE THIS! However, INCORRECT GRAMMAR IS NEVER A GOOD THING, and capitalization definitely falls under that category.
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buttcramp
| 21
yeah you're really annoying and distracting lol
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
If EVERYONE claims that you mumble, chances are, you more likely do!
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
I find the "much" comments are more annoying that random capitalization.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
You've been reading too many of Jaden Smith's tweets, #11.
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Sencilia
| 14
She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Is that the reason behind the mankini?
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
Optimism at its best.
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flij
| 6
So be naked! Then the attention would be somewhere else
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h0rrid
| 6
Oh god. You didn't deserve that for such a nice act.
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Unless she was homeless.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Why would being homeless make a difference here?
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Sathane
| 21
Well? How did it look?
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ocramavaf
| 15
what, the sweater or everything else?
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Jelbeztok
| 17
im assuming everything else.
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nichollelovins
| 18
oh... wow what a great image... well maybe she wanted you to get some action for your nice actions.. atleast the wasnt naked...
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aforbiddendance
| 23
*hint hint*
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Dude ! It's MILF time and you're complaining ? Dip your stick and have some fun!!
. . . Thinks back to when he was a young man . . .
. . . Thinks back to when he was a young man . . .
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fucMyLifeSoHard
| 18
OP said a nice old lady. Not a Hot mom.
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ptoka
| 20
Ahem, "middle-aged" isn't old, she could be a MILF.
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8born8
| 18
Any hole's a goal and the one you knock back is one you miss out on.
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tompou6
| 19
OP, she wants the D (I know it's a bad joke)
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Michael903
| 18
There is nothing to say that the OP was a woman but I think she is because if the OP was a man the FML would have ended with, "and we had sex."
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Queensland
| 27
Women can have sex with women you know
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AntiPrude
| 26
Yeah, otherwise he'd have to be gay; noone is stupid enough to not pick up on that signal... Unless of course the woman is part of the obese population, then I can understand why OP is complaining about the woman exposing herself.
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fucMyLifeSoHard
| 18
22- Or maybe because she is an old lady, and OP might be like 20.
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
I think #22 got shut down by a fat girl. he always seems so bitter. he relates everything to fat girls. maybe he's a secret chubby chaser?
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AntiPrude
| 26
@59 Lol! No, fitness specialists do not generally find whales attracrive.
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WellThatSucked89
| 13
I find you prude to be so close minded...
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
my comment left :
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Also, men are not likely to be found near a womans dressing room.
Unless they're peeping pervs.
Unless they're peeping pervs.