At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...

true that.

that be true.

Why exactly would that be worse? I assumed that by "everything else", OP means literally everything including underwear. Why would her being topless be worse than her being bottomless?

Usually, out of politeness, when you try underwear, you keep yours...

I can't believe someone that stupid came from Canada >.

I'm sure she just wants the D(ecent looking sweater)

@44: Seriously dude? You live in Toronto... There's a huge idiot there right now.

Maybe she usually wears her sweaters without anything else on.

So, how'd it look on her?

Ha! Good Luck Trying To Forget That Image... For The Rest Of Your Life!

Holy capitalization, Batman. Why do so many people type like this...?

Because I'm Awesome!!! LoL
Nah Just Use To Raising My Voice (since everyone claims I mumble- deaf much?) When Ever I Speak So WHY NOT EXPRESS IT THROUGH TEXT TOO! Can You Hear Me Now?

But I don't read it louder, I read it with short pauses between each word

Haha! It's alright I try to interpret text as if you are saying it so the little voice in my head did get louder.

Shouting is usually indicated LIKE THIS! However, INCORRECT GRAMMAR IS NEVER A GOOD THING, and capitalization definitely falls under that category.

yeah you're really annoying and distracting lol

If EVERYONE claims that you mumble, chances are, you more likely do!

I find the "much" comments are more annoying that random capitalization.

You've been reading too many of Jaden Smith's tweets, #11.

She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.

Is that the reason behind the mankini?

Optimism at its best.

So be naked! Then the attention would be somewhere else

Oh god. You didn't deserve that for such a nice act.

Unless she was homeless.

Why would being homeless make a difference here?

Well? How did it look?

what, the sweater or everything else?

im assuming everything else.

oh... wow what a great image... well maybe she wanted you to get some action for your nice actions.. atleast the wasnt naked...

*hint hint*

Dude ! It's MILF time and you're complaining ? Dip your stick and have some fun!!


. . . Thinks back to when he was a young man . . .

OP said a nice old lady. Not a Hot mom.

Ahem, "middle-aged" isn't old, she could be a MILF.

Any hole's a goal and the one you knock back is one you miss out on.

OP, she wants the D (I know it's a bad joke)

There is nothing to say that the OP was a woman but I think she is because if the OP was a man the FML would have ended with, "and we had sex."

Women can have sex with women you know

Yeah, otherwise he'd have to be gay; noone is stupid enough to not pick up on that signal... Unless of course the woman is part of the obese population, then I can understand why OP is complaining about the woman exposing herself.

22- Or maybe because she is an old lady, and OP might be like 20.

I think #22 got shut down by a fat girl. he always seems so bitter. he relates everything to fat girls. maybe he's a secret chubby chaser?

@59 Lol! No, fitness specialists do not generally find whales attracrive.

I find you prude to be so close minded...

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Also, men are not likely to be found near a womans dressing room.
Unless they're peeping pervs.